HowAboutCowboys Dominates Handyman with A+ Performance

In a stunning display of dominance, HowAboutCowboys crushed Handyman with a score of 123.66 to 72.44. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Handyman to wallow in their D-grade performance. Looks like HowAboutCowboys came to play while Handyman was still hitting the snooze button.

Handyman's best player, Taysom Hill, exceeded expectations by scoring 18.62 points, beating their projected score of 2.71. Unfortunately, Travis Kelce couldn't quite find their groove, falling short of their projected score of 10.82 with a measly 1.40 points. Maybe next time, Handyman.

HowAboutCowboys's A+ grade clearly shows why they're sitting comfortably in 3rd place with a 6-3-0 record. Meanwhile, Handyman's D-grade and 1-8-0 record suggest they might want to consider a career change. At least HowAboutCowboys can bask in the glory of their victory while Handyman contemplates their fantasy football choices in the corner.

Looking ahead, HowAboutCowboys has a matchup against Stewies Pigskinners next week. Will they continue their winning streak or will Stewies Pigskinners prove to be a formidable opponent? As for Handyman, they'll be facing off against Broadway Ed. Maybe Handyman can turn their luck around and pull off a miraculous upset. Advice for HowAboutCowboys: keep doing what you're doing. Advice for Handyman: try a different strategy, anything really.