CAPT. ED Dominates Handyman, Proving Grades Don't Lie

In a lopsided matchup, CAPT. ED showed no mercy as they trounced Handyman with a final score of 106.56 to 86.32. The winning team took the lead right from the start on Thursday, leaving Handyman in their dust. It seems that CAPT. ED's A-grade was well-deserved, while Handyman's C- grade was a generous assessment.

CAPT. ED's best player of the week was Mike Evans, who exceeded expectations by scoring 26.10 points, demolishing their projected 8.30 points. On the other hand, Brandon Aiyuk was CAPT. ED's worst player, falling short of their projected 8.62 points with a measly 4.30 points. As for Handyman, their shining star was Garrett Wilson, who surpassed their projected 8.13 points with an impressive 14.30 points. Unfortunately, Samaje Perine couldn't live up to their projected 7.93 points, only managing to score 2.40 points.

With this victory, CAPT. ED now boasts a record of 1-1-0 and sits at 6th place in the league standings. Meanwhile, Handyman's defeat keeps them at a disappointing 0-2-0 record, placing them in 9th position. It seems that CAPT. ED's dominance has solidified their position in the league, while Handyman has some serious catching up to do.

Looking ahead, CAPT. ED will face off against VABoyz next week. Will they be able to maintain their winning streak? As for Handyman, they will be going up against Crazy Dogs. Can they turn their luck around and secure their first victory of the season? Only time will tell, but Handyman should definitely take this week's performance as a wake-up call and make some strategic changes to their lineup.