Breaking News Scares Away CAPT. ED with Halloween Victory

In a spooky showdown, Breaking News haunted CAPT. ED with a final score of 129.22 to 121.20. The win came early in the week, giving Breaking News a head start on the Halloween festivities. With an impressive grade of A, Breaking News proved they're no trick, but a treat on the fantasy field.

Breaking News's best player, Travis Etienne Jr., had a terrifyingly good performance, surpassing their projected points by 9.33. Their worst player, Stefon Diggs, didn't quite reach their projected points, but hey, even ghosts have off nights. On the other side, CAPT. ED's best player, Jalen Hurts, scared away the competition by exceeding their projection by a spine-chilling 9.93 points. Unfortunately, CAPT. ED's worst player, Rashee Rice, couldn't quite conjure up enough points to match their projection.

With this victory, Breaking News's record stands at a frightfully impressive 6-2-0, placing them in second position in the league standings. CAPT. ED, on the other hand, continues to have a ghoulishly tough season with a record of 1-7-0, leaving them in ninth place. Looks like Breaking News is soaring high like a witch on a broomstick, while CAPT. ED is stuck in a haunted house.

Looking ahead, Breaking News will face off against NYG next week. Will they continue their winning streak and give NYG a Halloween nightmare? As for CAPT. ED, they'll be up against Bottom Feeders. Can they conjure up some magic and turn their season around? Only time will tell. Breaking News should keep their cauldron bubbling with strong performances, while CAPT. ED needs to find the right spell to break their losing streak.