The Professor Feasts on Wrongway Feldman's Turkey of a Performance

In a Thanksgiving showdown, The Professor gobbled up a victory over Wrongway Feldman with a score of 517.90 to 448.80. The Professor's A+ grade proved to be too much for Wrongway Feldman's dismal D-. The win was sealed on Monday, leaving Wrongway Feldman with no leftovers to enjoy.

The Professor's best player, Keenan Allen, really knew how to stuff the stat sheet, scoring a whopping 77.60 points, beating their projected 45.30 points. On the other hand, The Professor's worst player, Rashid Shaheed, couldn't even muster up a decent side dish, falling short of their projected 28.74 points with a measly 9.50 points. Meanwhile, Wrongway Feldman's best player, Rhamondre Stevenson, really brought the gravy, scoring 79.20 points and surpassing their projected 42.21 points. Unfortunately, Wrongway Feldman's worst player, Saquon Barkley, couldn't carve out a good performance, falling short of their projected 57.12 points with only 25.70 points.

With this win, The Professor improves their record to 5-7-0, while Wrongway Feldman's record now stands at 6-6-0. In the league standings, The Professor remains in 6th place, while Wrongway Feldman drops to 5th. The Professor will be facing off against Jolly Roger next week, hoping to continue their winning streak. As for Wrongway Feldman, they will be going up against Ginger's Coconuts, looking to bounce back from their turkey of a performance.

The Professor, you really filled your plate this week and it paid off! Keep up the good work and make sure to save some room for dessert. Wrongway Feldman, it's time to shake off that Thanksgiving food coma and get back in the game. Don't let this loss spoil your appetite for victory. Take a look at your lineup and make some strategic moves for next week's matchup against Ginger's Coconuts. Gobble, gobble!