The Chupacabras earn win against All Barkley No Bite in 130.40-88.78 blowout
The Chupacabras rose to the occasion, rolling to a 130.40-88.78 victory over All Barkley No Bite, who fell short of projections. All Barkley No Bite got out to an 8.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all The Chupacabras after that. They were led by the Dallas Cowboys defense, who allowed 19 points, surrendered 309 yards, and forced 5 turnovers for 26 points, and Justin Herbert, who passed for 335 yards and a touchdown (23.1 points). A.J. Brown (8 Rec, 119 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Kenny Pickett (197 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 14 Rush Yds) carried the flag for All Barkley No Bite in defeat. This marks the first time this season The Chupacabras have knocked off All Barkley No Bite, after falling 107.52-90.06 in their last matchup. The Chupacabras (6-7) will look to get another win against Tuafinity and Beyond, while All Barkley No Bite (6-7) attempt to right the ship against Local 11 Sucks.
Smith caught 5 passes for 102 yards and a touchdown as the Eagles beat the Titans 35-10. In doing so, he put up 19.2 points to more-than-double his 8.45-point projection, the highest percent increase of any player on The Chupacabras this week. In Week 14, Smith and the Eagles will battle the Giants.
Sunday Early
Both teams had multiple players with highlight-reel plays early Sunday, but after the results were tallied, All Barkley No Bite became the proud owner of a 64.78-53.30 lead. DeVonta Smith had a 34-yard touchdown catch for The Chupacabras, while Zonovan Knight had a 48-yard run. Meanwhile, A.J. Brown had a 40-yard touchdown catch and a 29-yard touchdown catch for All Barkley No Bite, while Kenny Pickett had a 57-yard pass.
Sunday Late
Justin Herbert had a 35-yard touchdown pass for The Chupacabras, while DK Metcalf had a 40-yard catch, contributing to a 104.40-76.48 lead for The Chupacabras.
The Chupacabras
Yo, The Chupacabras, you put the rest of the league on notice with this dominant effort. Not only did you win by 41.62 points, you also jumped up a ridiculous three spots in the league standings... squarely into the thick of the playoff hunt
All Barkley No Bite
Chin up, All Barkley No Bite! Listen, I've been in this business long enough to know that occasionally free points can just miraculously appear out of the blue. Then in some cases, like this week, they don't! Well, okay... hoping for an extra 42 points may be a bit on the excessive side.