New kids privileged patriots brush off predictions, knock off Jon's meth lab employees in 162.33-129.80 beatdown
New kids privileged patriots beat their projected point total, cruising to a 162.33-129.80 victory over Jon's meth lab employees, who fell short of projections. Jon's meth lab employees took a 22.20-point lead on Thursday, but it was all New kids privileged patriots after that. They were led by the Los Angeles Chargers defense (19 Pts Allowed, 320 Yds Allowed, 3 Turnovers) and Saquon Barkley (164 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 30 Rec Yds). Justin Jefferson (9 Rec, 184 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Kareem Hunt (46 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 24 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) were the top scorers for Jon's meth lab employees in the loss. New kids privileged patriots (1-0) will look to rack up another W against squids squad, while Jon's meth lab employees (0-1) will match up against I hate my ex wife in an effort to get back on track.
Against the Raiders in Week 1, the Chargers defense scored 38 points to more-than-double their 14.88-point projection. They allowed 19 points, surrendered 320 yards, and intercepted 3 passes to beat their projection by the highest percentage of any player on New kids privileged patriots this week. Next week, the Chargers will square off against the Chiefs.
The Los Angeles Chargers defense
Thursday
Matt Gay had a 57-yard field goal for Jon's meth lab employees to contribute to a 22.20-0.00 lead for Jon's meth lab employees.
Sunday Early
Kareem Hunt had a 24-yard touchdown run for Jon's meth lab employees, helping the team to a 90.40-37.60 lead.
Sunday Late
There were players with big-time plays on both teams on Sunday afternoon, after which New kids privileged patriots owned a 141.10-129.80 lead. Saquon Barkley had a 68-yard run for New kids privileged patriots, while Davante Adams had a 41-yard catch. Justin Jefferson made the highlight reel for Jon's meth lab employees with a 36-yard touchdown catch and a 64-yard catch.
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Listen, New kids privileged patriots, we do respect the confidence. Deploying a starter with zero points (DeVonta Smith), while still getting the win... talk about arrogant! All we ask is to please keep those flashy shenanigans to the early regular season. Try it in the playoffs and we're toast.
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Our quarterback threw three interceptions and just a single touchdown? I guess we've stumbled upon a fork in the road here: Were the Bills truly that good against the pass, or was Matthew Stafford just that out-of-sync with the receiving crew? This is the sort of judgment you'll have to make... Jon's meth lab employees, as you deploy your lineup in Week 2 and beyond!