This wasn't even their best effort. New kids privileged patriots scored less in this one (113.13) than their season average of 125.75.
Drake in London would be doing great, if the goal was to lose. They've dropped their last four matchups.
We heard scoring helps you win. New kids privileged patriots are doing a better job of that, averaging 125.75 versus Drake in London's 119.27.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. New kids privileged patriots (8-5) have a better record than Drake in London (5-8).
You can't win if you leave points on the bench. New kids privileged patriots has left fewer points on the bench this season (731.47) than Drake in London (884.86).
New kids privileged patriots don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Drake in London (4 vs 3).
New kids privileged patriots laugh in the face of danger. They've got more upset wins this season (2) than Drake in London (0).
New kids privileged patriots don't falter at the last minute, with fewer close losses than Drake in London (0 vs 1).
New kids privileged patriots should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than Drake in London (7 vs 5).
By position, New kids privileged patriots have outscored Drake in London at QB, RB, and WR this season.
The starters for New kids privileged patriots had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for Drake in London (0).
Time to rest the starters for New kids privileged patriots. They've clinched a playoff spot while Drake in London are currently on the outside looking in.
Hey Drake in London, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!