PimpinAintBrees-y earn win over Groin Strain in 2,730.5-1,712.5 runaway
PimpinAintBrees-y showed up and beat expectations, rolling to a 2,730.5-1,712.5 victory over Groin Strain, who fell short of projections. PimpinAintBrees-y took a 103.0-point lead on Thursday behind the Buffalo Bills defense (73 points) and Isaiah McKenzie (31) and never looked back. Kirk Cousins (277 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs) and Kyler Murray (193 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 29 Rush Yds) did everything they could for Groin Strain in defeat. PimpinAintBrees-y (1-0) will look to get another W against Picking Pickens, while Groin Strain (0-1) try to right the ship against Jack Tatum's The Assassins.
Against the Titans in Week 1, Barkley racked up 194 yards from scrimmage and ran for a touchdown. In doing so, he put up 524 points to more-than-triple his 138.15-point projection, the highest percent increase of any player on PimpinAintBrees-y this week. Barkley will battle the Panthers in Week 2.
Sunday Early
Jalen Hurts had a 54-yard pass for PimpinAintBrees-y, while Evan McPherson had a 59-yard field goal to contribute to a 1,926.0-325.5 lead for PimpinAintBrees-y.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments on Sunday afternoon, but after the scoring was completed, PimpinAintBrees-y boasted a 2,730.5-1,476.5 lead. For PimpinAintBrees-y, Saquon Barkley had a 68-yard run. Kirk Cousins had a 36-yard touchdown pass and a 64-yard pass for Groin Strain, while Greg Joseph had a 56-yard field goal.
PimpinAintBrees-y
Kudos to you, PimpinAintBrees-y. Deploying a lineup that won by a whopping 1,018 points this past matchup. We should maintain this momentum as we move on to our Week 2 matchup.
Groin Strain
Unless Groin Strain wants to go diva-mode on us, then "not getting enough chances" isn't really a reasonable excuse this week. As a group, our five pass-catchers (four WR and one TE) collectively received a respectable 27 targets in Week 1. Those players might need to get some extra reps with the JUGS machine, considering they recorded only 13 catches.