Groin Strain earn win against PimpinAintBrees-y, 2,696.5-2,129.5
Groin Strain stepped up and outperformed expectations, securing a 2,696.5-2,129.5 victory over PimpinAintBrees-y. PimpinAintBrees-y took a 323.0-point lead on Thursday, but Groin Strain held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Daniel Jones (341 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 50 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and Tony Pollard (80 Rush Yds, 109 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs). Jalen Hurts (363 points) and Aaron Rodgers (317) led the charge for PimpinAintBrees-y in the loss. This marks the second time this season Groin Strain have gotten the best of PimpinAintBrees-y, after winning 2,136-1,728 in their last matchup. Groin Strain (7-4) will look to build on their success against Jack Tatum's Assassins, while PimpinAintBrees-y (4-7) meet Picking Pickens in an effort to get back in the win column.
Against the Steelers in Week 11, the Bengals defense scored 397 points to nearly quadruple their 102.82-point projection. They allowed 30 points and 351 yards to beat their projection by the highest percentage of any player on Groin Strain this week. Next week, the Bengals will battle the Titans.
The Cincinnati Bengals defense
Sunday Early
Jalen Hurts had a 22-yard touchdown pass for PimpinAintBrees-y, while Amari Cooper had a 25-yard touchdown catch, helping PimpinAintBrees-y to a 1,691.0-1,061.0 lead.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with standout moments on Sunday afternoon, after which Groin Strain emerged with a 2,505.0-2,048.5 lead. For Groin Strain, Tony Pollard had a 68-yard touchdown catch and a 30-yard touchdown catch. Evan McPherson made the highlight reel for PimpinAintBrees-y with a 54-yard field goal.
Groin Strain
You know what, Groin Strain, we do respect the confidence. Starting not one, but TWO players with zero points (Christian Wilkins and Foye Oluokun), while still getting the W... that's borderline arrogant. We just ask you to please keep those flashy shenanigans to the regular season. Can you imagine how silly we'd look if we let it happen in the playoffs?
PimpinAintBrees-y
Fortunately, this week's problem isn't exactly rocket science, PimpinAintBrees-y. Choosing to start Isaiah McKenzie in a tough fantasy matchup... we'll use this as a learning experience and agree that it's not going to happen again.