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Week 15

Weekly
Grade
Team Butthole
7-8 140
108.87
 
VS
proj
Goldmine 💣💰💣
87.76 4-11
97.51

Team Butthole smirk at projections, earn win over Goldmine 💣💰💣 in 140.00-87.76 blowout

Team Butthole exceeded their projected point total, rolling to a 140.00-87.76 victory over Goldmine 💣💰💣, who fell short of projections. Team Butthole jumped out to a 43.04-point lead on Saturday behind a combined 76.4 points from Kirk Cousins (460 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs) and Dalvin Cook (95 Rush Yds, 95 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and never looked back. Tua Tagovailoa (22.06 points) and Chris Godwin (18.3) led the charge for Goldmine 💣💰💣 in the loss. This marks the second time this season Team Butthole have gotten the best of Goldmine 💣💰💣, after winning 108.56-84.04 in their last matchup. Team Butthole improve to 7-8 for the season, while Goldmine 💣💰💣 fall to 4-11.

Matchup Timeline

  Team Butthole   Goldmine 💣💰💣

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Cousins (460 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs) scored 45.4 points against the Colts in Week 15. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 21.39-point projection and was much higher than his 20.23-point season scoring average. Cousins ranks #13 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Giants next week.
Kirk Cousins

Top Player Comparison

Team Butthole
Points
% of total points 140
1
Kirk Cousins
QB
45.4
21.39
32.4%
2
Dalvin Cook
RB
31
15.01
22.1%
3
James Conner
RB
16.6
13.69
11.9%
4
The New England Patriots defense
DEF
15
10.21
10.7%
Goldmine 💣💰💣
Points
% of total points 87.76
1
Tua Tagovailoa
QB
22.06
21.08
25.1%
2
Chris Godwin
WR
18.3
12.69
20.9%
3
Tyreek Hill
WR
17.4
16.4
19.8%
4
Alvin Kamara
RB
11.4
15.05
13%

Matchup Highlights

Saturday
Both teams had several players with standout plays Saturday, after which Team Butthole emerged with an 88.50-45.46 lead. Kirk Cousins hit Dalvin Cook for a 64-yard touchdown pass for Team Butthole. Cousins also lit up the scoreboard with a 63-yard pass, while Cook added a 40-yard run. Meanwhile, Tua Tagovailoa hit Tyreek Hill for a 20-yard touchdown pass for Goldmine 💣💰💣. Tagovailoa also lit up the scoreboard with a 67-yard touchdown pass.

Points By Position

  Team Butthole   Goldmine 💣💰💣

StatSmack

We're sensing a trend. In their two head-to-head wins against Goldmine 💣💰💣, Team Butthole averaged more points (124.28) than they usually score (113.74).
We heard scoring helps you win. Goldmine 💣💰💣 need some help then, averaging just 102.29 versus Team Butthole's 113.74.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Team Butthole (7-8) have a better record than Goldmine 💣💰💣 (4-11).
Even the machines think Team Butthole have a better lineup. They have a higher projected points average (114.08) than Goldmine 💣💰💣 (104.11).
Goldmine 💣💰💣 are like a set of bad ACLs. They've been blown out more times than Team Butthole (7 vs 3).
Team Butthole should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more weeks than Goldmine 💣💰💣 (8 vs 3).
By position, Team Butthole have outscored Goldmine 💣💰💣 at QB, RB, TE, K, and DEF this season.
Hey Goldmine 💣💰💣, maybe you'll have better luck next year!

Coach Talk

Team Butthole
Spotting mismatches is a big component to winning in football. Thanks to a stellar showing from Kirk Cousins, we doubled up Goldmine 💣💰💣 at the quarterback position this past week (45.4 points to 22.06). Cousins went 34-for-54 for 460 yards, four TDs, and two INTs in a three-point win over the Colts.
Goldmine 💣💰💣
Just one make on three field goal attempts? Sounds like Justin Tucker might have just toe-bashed himself back into the free agent pool after this performance.