Team Butthole earn win over Professor Chaos, 133.20-123.14
Team Butthole showed up, emerging victorious with a 133.20-123.14 victory over Professor Chaos. Team Butthole jumped out to a 34.66-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 58.7 points from the New England Patriots defense (3 Pts Allowed, 121 Yds Allowed, 1 Turnovers) and Allen Lazard (4 Rec, 87 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and never looked back. Cooper Kupp (8 Rec, 127 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Aaron Rodgers (291 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 40 Rush Yds) carried the flag for Professor Chaos in the loss. Team Butthole (5-4) will look to build on their success against Bustin’ Pervert, while Professor Chaos (4-5) will try to generate some positive momentum against DK’s Jungle.
The Patriots defense overachieved for the third time this season, scoring 39 points against their 14.22-point projection. During a 26-3 win over the Colts, they allowed only 3 points, surrendered 121 yards, and intercepted a pass. The Patriots defense ranks #54 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Jets next week.
The New England Patriots defense
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel plays early Sunday, after which Team Butthole had a 101.10-66.44 lead. For Team Butthole, Allen Lazard had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 47-yard catch. Aaron Rodgers had a 20-yard touchdown pass and a 47-yard pass for Professor Chaos, while Curtis Samuel had a 49-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Late
There were players with standout plays on both teams on Sunday afternoon, but after the dust settled, Team Butthole became the proud owner of a 131.00-123.14 lead. For Team Butthole, Kyler Murray had a 22-yard touchdown pass. Cooper Kupp made the highlight reel for Professor Chaos with a 69-yard touchdown catch.