Abominable Tardigrades fall short of expectations, lose to DeKaylin Zecharius in 102.82-63.46 landslide
There's no easy way to say it, Abominable Tardigrades dropped the ball, at least according to projections, as DeKaylin Zecharius cruised to a 102.82-63.46 victory. Abominable Tardigrades pulled out to a 1.04-point lead early Sunday afternoon, but it was all DeKaylin Zecharius after that. They were led by Austin Ekeler (173 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 26 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and the Dallas Cowboys defense (10 Pts Allowed, 323 Yds Allowed, 3 Turnovers). Josh Allen (424 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs, 42 Rush Yds) and Mason Crosby (2-2 FG, 48 long, 2-2 XP) were the leaders for Abominable Tardigrades in defeat. DeKaylin Zecharius (2-3) will look to maintain their winning ways against Randy Ableman, while Abominable Tardigrades (2-3) attempt to get back on track against Zack's Unnamed Team.
The Cowboys defense overachieved for the third time this season, scoring 23 points against their 5.96-point projection. In a 22-10 win over the Rams, they allowed only 10 points, surrendered 323 yards, and forced 3 turnovers. The Cowboys defense ranks #81 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Eagles next week.
The Dallas Cowboys defense
DeKaylin Zecharius
Hey, we'll definitely take the win, DeKaylin Zecharius! Having said that, if we want to ramp our performance up to the next level, then we have found an area to improve. Our quarterback was severely outplayed this past week. Our one signal-callers combined for only 14.42 points in Week 5, and the QBs for Abominable Tardigrades showed us up by recording a score of 36.16. Let's bounce back with a big statement in Week 6!
Abominable Tardigrades
Unless Abominable Tardigrades wants to go full diva-mode, then "not seeing enough opportunities" is definitely not a reasonable excuse this week. Our pass-catching corps (three WR, one TE) combined to get a grand total of 19 targets in Week 5. Those players might need to hit the practice field, considering they pulled down just 10 receptions.