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Week 16

Weekly
Grade
Douche Bags
4-12 188.93
136.24
 
VS
proj
Patriots
145.33 7-8
155.23

Douche Bags hand Patriots third consecutive loss in 188.93-145.33 runaway

Douche Bags cruised to a 188.93-145.33 win to hand Patriots their third straight loss. Patriots took a 27.25-point lead on Thursday, but Douche Bags held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Dak Prescott (30.98 points) and CeeDee Lamb (28). Josh Allen (172 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 41 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and DJ Moore (5 Rec, 83 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for Patriots in the loss. This marks the first time this season Douche Bags have gotten the best of Patriots, after falling 143.82-108.46 in their last matchup. Douche Bags improve to 4-12 for the season, while Patriots fall to 7-8.

Matchup Timeline

  Douche Bags   Patriots

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Raymond overachieved for the fifth time this season, scoring 4.6 points against his 1.75-point projection. During a 37-23 loss to the Panthers, he caught one pass for 56 yards . Raymond will face the Bears next week.
Kalif Raymond

Top Player Comparison

Douche Bags
Points
% of total points 188.93
1
Dak Prescott
QB
30.98
21.59
16.4%
2
CeeDee Lamb
WR
28
15
14.8%
3
George Kittle
TE
24
10.53
12.7%
4
The New England Patriots defense
DEF
22.1
11.49
11.7%
Patriots
Points
% of total points 145.33
1
Josh Allen
QB
25.98
25.77
17.9%
2
DJ Moore
WR
15.95
8.94
11%
3
Najee Harris
RB
14.4
11.43
9.9%
4
Travis Etienne Jr.
RB
12.75
13.1
8.8%

Matchup Highlights

Saturday
There were players with big-time plays for both teams Saturday, but after the dust settled, Douche Bags owned a 149.78-127.58 lead. Dak Prescott had a 36-yard touchdown pass and a 52-yard pass for Douche Bags, while George Kittle had a 34-yard touchdown catch and a 33-yard touchdown catch. DJ Moore made the highlight reel for Patriots with a 47-yard catch.
Sunday Early
Jaylen Waddle had an 84-yard touchdown catch for Douche Bags, helping the team to a 167.93-127.58 lead.
Sunday Late
Matt Gay had a 55-yard field goal and a 53-yard field goal for Douche Bags, helping the team to a 188.93-137.58 lead.

Points By Position

  Douche Bags   Patriots

StatSmack

Patriots are making their mark - in the loss column that is. They've lost three in a row.
In dire times, at least Douche Bags keep it close. They've been blown out less times than Patriots (5 vs 6).
Douche Bags see projections as no real threat. They've got more upset wins this season (2) than Patriots (0).
Douche Bags don't falter at the last minute, with fewer close losses than Patriots (0 vs 1).
Douche Bags should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than Patriots (7 vs 6).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of Patriots - they’ve made more transactions (3) than Douche Bags (0) this week. That didn't seem to help them this time, though.
By position, Douche Bags have outscored Patriots at WR, TE, K, and DEF this season.
The starters for Douche Bags had more big plays in their NFL games this week (10) than the starters for Patriots (1).
Hey Patriots, maybe you'll have better luck next year!

Coach Talk

Douche Bags
Hey, we admire the confidence, Douche Bags. It takes guts to deploy a starter with zero points (Tony Jones Jr.), while still getting the W. We just ask you to please limit that flashy, show-off type of stuff to the regular season. Can you imagine how silly we'd look if we let it happen in the playoffs?
Patriots
Unless Patriots wants to go full diva-mode, then "not seeing enough chances" doesn't fly as an excuse this week. Our pass-catching corps (three WR, two TE) were targeted a grand total of 27 times in Week 16. Those players might need to hit the practice field, considering they hauled in only 12 catches.