Rashod mastabateman knock off Child Pleeze in 136.14-80.39 drubbing
Rashod mastabateman beat expectations, rolling to a 136.14-80.39 victory over Child Pleeze, who fell short of projections. The matchup was decided before it really even started, as Rashod mastabateman earned a 34.64-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind stellar performances from D'Andre Swift (25 points) and Justin Fields (15.64). Justin Herbert (279 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs) and Michael Pittman Jr. (9 Rec, 121 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) carried the flag for Child Pleeze in the loss. Rashod mastabateman (1-0) will look to build on their success against The Ghoul Gals, while Child Pleeze (0-1) match up against Tyler Bass Will Kick Your Ass in an effort to earn their first victory.
Sunday Early
D'Andre Swift had a 50-yard run for Rashod mastabateman, while Justin Fields had a 51-yard touchdown pass to contribute to a 78.34-43.70 lead for Rashod mastabateman.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments on Sunday afternoon, but after all the points were tallied, Rashod mastabateman became the proud owner of a 136.14-77.19 lead. Justin Jefferson had a 36-yard touchdown catch and a 64-yard catch for Rashod mastabateman, while Greg Joseph had a 56-yard field goal. Justin Herbert made the highlight reel for Child Pleeze with a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 42-yard pass.
Rashod mastabateman
Assembling a lineup that won by a whopping 55.75 points this past week... we took care of business and did what we had to do. We should take this win in stride, tip our cap to the GM of Child Pleeze, and continue the march towards a fantasy title.
Child Pleeze
"Not getting many opportunities" is definitely not a reasonable excuse this week for Child Pleeze. Our trio of pass-catchers (two WR, one TE) collectively received a respectable 21 targets in Week 1. With just 12 total catches, that group may need to work on chemistry with their QBs.