Soupsie Iannuzzi come back to knock off Goldfinger Slingers, 490.35-424.95
Soupsie Iannuzzi rose to the occasion and beat their projected point total, coming back to earn a 490.35-424.95 win over Goldfinger Slingers, who fell short of projections. Trailing 411.95-320.48 heading into Monday night, Soupsie Iannuzzi came storming back behind Stefon Diggs (12 Rec, 148 Rec Yds, 3 Rec TDs) and DeVonta Smith (7 Rec, 80 Rec Yds). Amon-Ra St. Brown (68 Rush Yds, 116 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Christian Kirk (6 Rec, 78 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) did everything they could for Goldfinger Slingers in defeat. Soupsie Iannuzzi (1-1) will look to keep it rolling against Sharks, while Goldfinger Slingers (1-1) attempt to get back on track against Jokers Wild.
Projected to score 40.81 points, Hill more-than-doubled that amount by scoring 105 points as the Dolphins beat the Ravens 42-38. He caught 11 passes for 190 yards and 2 touchdowns to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Soupsie Iannuzzi this week. Hill will battle the Bills in Week 3.
Sunday Early
Both teams had several players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, after which Goldfinger Slingers boasted a 271.54-261.88 lead. Tyreek Hill had a 60-yard touchdown catch and a 48-yard touchdown catch for Soupsie Iannuzzi, while Joe Flacco had a 66-yard touchdown pass. Meanwhile, Jared Goff found Amon-Ra St. Brown for a 49-yard pass for Goldfinger Slingers. St. Brown also lit up the scoreboard with a 58-yard run, while Goff added a 22-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
Daniel Carlson had a 55-yard field goal for Soupsie Iannuzzi, who trailed 411.95-303.88 after the late afternoon games.
Monday
Stefon Diggs had a 46-yard touchdown catch for Soupsie Iannuzzi on Monday night, helping lead the team to the win.
Soupsie Iannuzzi
We do appreciate the confidence this past week, Soupsie Iannuzzi. It's a bold move to deploy a starter with zero points (Josey Jewell), while still earning a W. All we ask is to please keep those flashy shenanigans to the early regular season. Do it when the postseason rolls around, and we're toast.
Goldfinger Slingers
You can rest easy knowing that your generosity did not go unnoticed. It takes a real kindred spirit to help someone like Soupsie Iannuzzi succeed this week... and perhaps one day, they can do you a solid and return the favor. Keep your head up, Goldfinger Slingers!