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Week 7

Weekly
Grade
Squirtle Squad UA
4-3 84.2
88.66
 
VS
proj
MattSobral is a Cuck
58.88 0-7
98.79

Squirtle Squad UA hand MattSobral is a Cuck seventh consecutive loss, 84.20-58.88

Squirtle Squad UA earned an 84.20-58.88 victory to hand MattSobral is a Cuck their seventh consecutive loss to open the season. MattSobral is a Cuck nabbed a 10.50-point lead on Thursday, but Squirtle Squad UA held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Trevor Lawrence, who passed for 310 yards for 18.7 points, and Breece Hall, who ran for 72 yards and a touchdown (13.2 points). Joe Mixon (15.1 points) and Dak Prescott (12.28) did their part for MattSobral is a Cuck in the loss. Squirtle Squad UA (4-3) will look to rack up another win against Polish-Hammer, while MattSobral is a Cuck (0-7) will match up against The Outsider in an effort to get their first W.

Matchup Timeline

  Squirtle Squad UA   MattSobral is a Cuck

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Against the Browns in Week 7, Tucker scored 13 points to beat his 9.78-point projection. He made all 3 of his FG attempts to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Squirtle Squad UA this week. In Week 8, Tucker and the Ravens will play the Buccaneers.
Justin Tucker

Top Player Comparison

Squirtle Squad UA
Points
% of total points 84.2
1
Trevor Lawrence
QB
18.7
17.56
22.2%
2
Breece Hall
RB
13.2
11.84
15.7%
3
Justin Tucker
K
13
9.78
15.4%
4
Christian Kirk
WR
10.1
7.91
12%
MattSobral is a Cuck
Points
% of total points 58.88
1
Joe Mixon
RB
15.1
15.21
25.6%
2
Dak Prescott
QB
12.28
21.51
20.9%
3
Alvin Kamara
RB
10.5
12.49
17.8%
4
Mike Evans
WR
9.6
9.91
16.3%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
Justin Tucker had a 55-yard field goal for Squirtle Squad UA to contribute to a 61.90-57.68 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
Breece Hall had a 62-yard touchdown run for Squirtle Squad UA, helping the team to a 76.20-58.88 lead.

Points By Position

  Squirtle Squad UA   MattSobral is a Cuck
Standings Update
Let's catch up on the Standings. After all, we're already at the midpoint of the season, believe it or not.
Squirtle Squad UA
You can't argue with results, but it's hard to imagine Squirtle Squad UA holding onto No. 4 in the Standings if they don't start scoring more. The unit is averaging only 96.36 points per game through seven weeks, 6th-best in the league. Nevertheless, Squirtle Squad UA is currently in playoff position.
Important Players
Jalen Hurts
MVP
1514 Pass Yds, 6 Pass TDs, 293 Rush Yds, 6 Rush TDs
Justin Tucker
Best Drafted
14-15 FG, 58 long, 19-20 XP
Trevor Lawrence
Best Acquisition
1707 Pass Yds, 9 Pass TDs
MattSobral is a Cuck
Sometimes the Standings really do reflect a team's capabilities. After averaging the fewest points per game in the league at 72.45, MattSobral is a Cuck is No. 10 in the Standings, leaving the unit with some work to do in order to make the playoffs.
Important Players
Joe Mixon
MVP
405 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 182 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD
Mike Evans
Best Drafted
33 Rec, 454 Rec Yds, 3 Rec TDs
Geno Smith
Best Acquisition
1712 Pass Yds, 11 Pass TDs, 132 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD

What If

Squirtle Squad UA would have beaten only two other teams besides MattSobral is a Cuck this week.
MattSobral is a Cuck would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
If Squirtle Squad UA played MattSobral is a Cuck every week this season, they'd be 7-0.
Last week, Squirtle Squad UA would have been victorious over MattSobral is a Cuck 86.34-65.88.
Squirtle Squad UA would be 2-4 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as MattSobral is a Cuck.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Squirtle Squad UA, MattSobral is a Cuck would be 2-4.
If Squirtle Squad UA had played every team in the league each week, they would be 34-29.
If they played every team every week, MattSobral is a Cuck would be 7-56.