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Week 3

Weekly
Grade
Losers UA
1-2 99.5
103.28
 
VS
proj
Dildos
63 0-3
90.5

Losers UA hand Dildos third consecutive loss in 99.5-63.0 rout

Losers UA cruised to a 99.5-63.0 victory to hand Dildos their third consecutive loss to open the season. Dildos nabbed a 10.1-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Losers UA after that. They were led by Joe Burrow (23 points) and Mark Andrews (20.9). Aaron Rodgers (255 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs) and Christian Kirk (6 Rec, 72 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) did everything they could for Dildos in the loss. Losers UA (1-2) will look to sustain their momentum against F.U.L.B., while Dildos (0-3) try to get their first W against Blue Team.

Matchup Timeline

  Losers UA   Dildos

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Andrews caught 8 passes for 89 yards and 2 touchdowns as the Ravens beat the Patriots 37-26. In doing so, he put up 20.9 points to more-than-double his 9.58-point projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Losers UA this week. In Week 4, Andrews and the Ravens will go up against the Bills.
Mark Andrews

Top Player Comparison

Losers UA
Points
% of total points 99.5
1
Joe Burrow
QB
23
21.69
23.1%
2
Mark Andrews
TE
20.9
9.58
21%
3
The Cincinnati Bengals defense
DEF
16
8.14
16.1%
4
Marquise Brown
WR
14
8.11
14.1%
Dildos
Points
% of total points 63
1
Aaron Rodgers
QB
17.1
17.4
27.1%
2
Christian Kirk
WR
13.2
7.91
21%
3
Tony Pollard
RB
10.5
7.25
16.7%
4
Najee Harris
RB
10.1
11.14
16%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
Joe Burrow had a 56-yard touchdown pass for Losers UA, helping the team to a 74.8-22.2 lead.
Sunday Late
Aaron Rodgers had a 40-yard pass for Dildos, who trailed 99.5-52.5 after the late afternoon games.
Monday
Tony Pollard had a 46-yard run for Dildos.

Points By Position

  Losers UA   Dildos

StatSmack

Losers UA must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more in this one (99.5) than their season average (90.33).
Dildos are making their mark - in the loss column that is. They've lost three in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Losers UA are doing a better job of that, averaging 90.33 versus Dildos's 71.62.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Losers UA (1-2) have a better record than Dildos (0-3).
Even the computers think Losers UA have better players. They have a higher projected points average (103.44) than Dildos (95.73).
You can't win if you leave points on the bench. Dildos has left more points on the bench this season (148.96) than Losers UA (93.7).
Losers UA don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Dildos (1 vs 0).
Losers UA have had more fantasy starters beat their projection than Dildos (9 vs 7).
Dildos have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (1) than Losers UA (0) this week and still losing the matchup.
By position, Losers UA have outscored Dildos at QB, RB, TE, K, and DEF this season.
Don't worry Dildos, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!

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