FUCK the Democrats. earn win against Blue Team, 111.88-103.00
FUCK the Democrats. beat expectations, earning a 111.88-103.00 victory over Blue Team, who fell short of projections. Blue Team earned a 15.20-point lead on Thursday, but FUCK the Democrats. held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Geno Smith (23.98 points) and Tony Pollard (22.6). Jalen Hurts (380 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 12 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and the Dallas Cowboys defense (19 Pts Allowed, 309 Yds Allowed, 5 Turnovers) did their part for Blue Team in the loss. This marks the first time this season FUCK the Democrats. have knocked off Blue Team, after falling 119.76-97.94 in their last matchup. FUCK the Democrats. (5-8) will look to sustain their momentum against Last Mohican UA, while Blue Team (6-7) will match up against F.U.L.B. in an effort to right the ship.
Koo (3-3 FG, 51 long, 1-1 XP) scored 14 points against the Steelers in Week 13. His scoring output was 61.5% more than his 8.67-point projection and was much higher than his 8.5-point season scoring average. Koo ranks #86 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Saints next week.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but after all the plays were accounted for, Blue Team had a 73.20-62.30 lead. Younghoe Koo had a 51-yard field goal and a 50-yard field goal for FUCK the Democrats., while Pat Freiermuth had a 57-yard catch. Jalen Hurts made the highlight reel for Blue Team with a 40-yard touchdown pass and a 34-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
Geno Smith had a 36-yard touchdown pass and a 40-yard pass for FUCK the Democrats., contributing to an 86.28-83.00 lead for the team.
Sunday Night
Tony Pollard had a 30-yard touchdown run for FUCK the Democrats. to contribute to a 108.88-103.00 lead for the team.
FUCK the Democrats.
Kudos to you, FUCK the Democrats.. Good work fielding a starting crew that nearly earned 112 points this past week. Let's tip our cap to the GM of Blue Team, take this victory in stride, and continue on our way towards a fantasy title.
Blue Team
Producing only a couple of catches on five targets this past week, it seems like the starting running backs for Blue Team should work to smooth things over with their quarterbacks... and remind them to dump it down more often.