ThisisGAYasf brush off predictions, earn win over Monqueef in 150.60-119.88 romp
ThisisGAYasf stepped up and beat expectations, cruising to a 150.60-119.88 win over Monqueef. It didn't take long to figure out who would lead the way in this matchup, as ThisisGAYasf leapt out to a 54.7-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 64.5 points from Jalen Hurts (285 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs, 10 Rush Yds) and Jaylen Waddle (8 Rec, 106 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs). Joe Burrow (232 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs) and Dalvin Cook (111 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 30 Rec Yds) did everything they could for Monqueef in defeat. This marks the second time this season ThisisGAYasf have gotten the best of Monqueef, after winning 114.92-101.32 in their last matchup. ThisisGAYasf (6-2) will look to sustain their winning ways against RIP Dem Boyz, while Monqueef (1-7) face The 'Rona in an effort to develop some positive momentum.
Etienne Jr. scored 23.7 points against the Broncos in Week 8 to nearly double his 12.57-point projection. He ran for 156 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on ThisisGAYasf this week. In Week 9, Etienne Jr. and the Jaguars will square off against the Raiders.
Sunday Early
There were players with highlight-reel moments on both teams early Sunday, after which ThisisGAYasf boasted a 118.50-63.80 lead. Jalen Hurts had a 39-yard touchdown pass and a 34-yard touchdown pass for ThisisGAYasf, while Travis Etienne Jr. had a 49-yard run. Nick Folk made the highlight reel for Monqueef with a 52-yard field goal.
Sunday Late
Tyler Lockett had a 33-yard touchdown catch for Monqueef, while Brandin Cooks had a 44-yard catch for the team, who trailed 132.20-85.90 after the late afternoon games.
Monday
There were players with standout plays on both teams on Monday night. For ThisisGAYasf, Tee Higgins had a 41-yard touchdown catch. Joe Burrow made the highlight reel for Monqueef with a 41-yard touchdown pass.
ThisisGAYasf
Listen, ThisisGAYasf, we applaud you on the confidence. It takes moxie to play a starter with negative points (Evan McPherson) while still getting the W. All we ask is to please limit those shenanigans to the regular season. Try it in the playoffs and we're toast.
Monqueef
Welp, we certainly can't whine about a shortage of opportunities this time, can we? As a group, our four pass-catchers (three WR, one TE) collectively got a healthy 27 targets in Week 8. With only 16 total receptions, that group may need to work on chemistry with their QBs.