Heisenberg outperform projections, defeat The dirty birds in 155.60-106.16 runaway
Heisenberg brought their A game and beat their projected point total, cruising to a 155.60-106.16 victory over The dirty birds, who fell short of projections. This matchup was decided almost as soon as it started, as Heisenberg jumped out to a 36.74-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 56.1 points from the New England Patriots defense (3 Pts Allowed, 121 Yds Allowed, 1 Turnovers) and Travis Etienne Jr. (109 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 17 Rec Yds). Cole Kmet (5 Rec, 41 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Jeff Wilson Jr. (51 Rush Yds, 21 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for The dirty birds in the loss. Heisenberg (5-4) will look to keep it rolling against CAVIAR CARTEL, while The dirty birds (4-5) will take on The Mid Rounders in an effort to get back in the win column.
The Patriots defense allowed only 3 points, surrendered 121 yards, and intercepted a pass in a 26-3 win over the Colts. In doing so, they put up 29.5 points and more-than-doubled their scoring projection, the second-highest percent increase of any DEF in the league this season. In Week 10, the Patriots will face the Jets.
The New England Patriots defense
Sunday Early
Josh Allen had a 36-yard touchdown run and a 42-yard pass for Heisenberg, contributing to a 104.20-67.46 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
DeAndre Hopkins had a 22-yard touchdown catch for The dirty birds, who trailed 132.10-106.16 after the late games.
Sunday Night
Derrick Henry had a 56-yard run for Heisenberg, contributing to a 155.60-106.16 lead for the team.
Heisenberg
Wow, Heisenberg, you put the rest of the league on notice with this shellacking. Not only did you win by 49+ points, you also jumped up a couple of spots in the league standings!
The dirty birds
Look, The dirty birds, I've been in this business long enough to know that sometimes points can just magically appear out of thin air. Then in some cases (like this week) they don't! You know, now that I think about it... hoping for an additional 50 points may be a bit overzealous.