That pregame pep talk must have worked. The Jedi Council scored more points in this one (214.3) than their season average (169.04).
Ass ETN Szn would be doing great, if the goal was to lose. They've lost three in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Ass ETN Szn need some help then, averaging just 151.57 versus The Jedi Council's 169.04.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. The Jedi Council (1-2) have a better record than Ass ETN Szn (0-3).
You can't win if you leave points on the bench. Ass ETN Szn has left more points on the bench this season (255.42) than The Jedi Council (192.14).
The Jedi Council don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Ass ETN Szn (1 vs 0).
The Jedi Council should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more weeks than Ass ETN Szn (1 vs 0).
Ass ETN Szn have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (4) than The Jedi Council (2) this week and still losing the matchup.
By position, The Jedi Council have outscored Ass ETN Szn at QB and RB this season.
The starters for The Jedi Council had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for Ass ETN Szn (0).
Hey Ass ETN Szn, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!