Offensively challenged Butt smokers top Mama Loves Foosball in 137.90-133.86 struggle
Ranking 16th in the league in points scored for the week, Butt smokers were lucky to earn a victory against a foe that had an even worse week, narrowly earning a 137.90-133.86 victory over Mama Loves Foosball. Mama Loves Foosball made a run at it on Monday night, but they came up short. Butt smokers led 137.90-124.61 after Sunday's action and held on for the win despite 9.25 points from Quandre Diggs on Monday night for Mama Loves Foosball. Cordarrelle Patterson (120 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 16 Rec Yds) and Amon-Ra St. Brown (8 Rec, 64 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) were the top scorers for Butt smokers in the win. Butt smokers (1-0) will look to maintain their momentum against Black Flag, while Mama Loves Foosball (0-1) attempt to get their first win against GX s99 TLG 20 U.
Walker scored 12.2 points in a 28-22 loss to the Commanders to more-than-triple his 4.04-point projection. He made 4 tackles , recorded a sack , and intercepted a pass to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Butt smokers this week. Next week, Walker will go up against the Colts.
Sunday Early
There were players with standout plays for both teams early Sunday, after which Butt smokers had a 104.00-80.50 lead. For Butt smokers, Tua Tagovailoa had a 42-yard touchdown pass. Kareem Hunt had a 24-yard touchdown run for Mama Loves Foosball, while Robbie Anderson had a 75-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Night
Julio Jones had a 48-yard catch for Mama Loves Foosball, who trailed 137.90-124.61 after Sunday night.
Butt smokers
You know what, Butt smokers, we do appreciate the confidence. It's a bold move to play, not one, but TWO starters with zero points (C.J. Uzomah and Channing Tindall), while still earning the W. All we ask is to please keep that flashy, show-off type of stuff to the early regular season. Can you imagine how silly we'd look if we let it happen in the playoffs?
Mama Loves Foosball
Zero touchdowns and an interception for Dak Prescott against the Buccaneers this week. Zero wins and one loss for Mama Loves Foosball on the 2022 season. I'm usually pretty old-school when it comes to all this fancy "analytics" mumbo-jumbo... but our in-house number gurus keep hitting me up, saying that this is the kind of coincidence we gotta stay away from.