Jaworzno Football succumb to Volcano Man in 133.10-103.74 runaway
Jaworzno Football were unable to bring their A game, falling short of projections, as Volcano Man rolled to a 133.10-103.74 victory. Volcano Man took a 27.30-point lead on Thursday behind outstanding showings from George Kittle (23.3 points) and Nick Bosa (2 Tackles, 1 Sack) and never looked back. Dak Prescott (256 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 20 Rush Yds) and Ja'Marr Chase (7 Rec, 60 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) were the leading scorers for Jaworzno Football in the loss. This marks the first time this season Volcano Man have knocked off Jaworzno Football, after falling 144.04-102.37 in their last matchup. Volcano Man (8-7) will look to add to their success against Project Sasquatch, while Jaworzno Football (10-5) will meet Olsztyn Tigers in an effort to get back on track.
With 36.4 points, Cousins more-than-doubled his 17.15-point projection as the Vikings beat the Colts 39-36. He passed for 460 yards and 4 touchdowns to beat his projection by the second-highest percentage of any QB in the league this season. Next week, Cousins will play the Giants.
Thursday
George Kittle had a 54-yard touchdown catch and a 28-yard touchdown catch for Volcano Man, helping to stake the team to a 28.80-1.50 lead.
Saturday
Kirk Cousins had a 64-yard touchdown pass and a 63-yard pass for Volcano Man, contributing to an 87.40-14.80 lead for the team.
Sunday Early
Dak Prescott had a 20-yard touchdown pass for Jaworzno Football, who trailed 132.10-65.44 after the early action.
Volcano Man
Nice job, Volcano Man. Kudos on deploying a lineup that posted more than 133 points in Week 15. We should tip our cap to the GM of Jaworzno Football, take this victory in stride, and continue our march towards the 22 Mistrzostwa Polski - F league championship.
Jaworzno Football
Welp, we can't really complain about a lack of opportunities this week, can we? As a group, our pass-catching corps (four WR, one TE) were targeted a grand total of 46 times in Week 15. With only 24 total receptions, this group may have some chemistry issues.