Can I Haz Touchdown? top projections, knock off Spoon in 112-60 beatdown
Can I Haz Touchdown? outperformed expectations, cruising to a 112-60 victory over Spoon, who fell short of projections. Spoon pulled out to a 3-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Can I Haz Touchdown? after that. They were led by the Dallas Cowboys defense (31 points) and Tyler Lockett (16). The Los Angeles Rams defense (27 Pts Allowed, 438 Yds Allowed, 2 Turnovers) and Keenan Allen (6 Rec, 88 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) were the leaders for Spoon in the loss. This marks the first time this season Can I Haz Touchdown? have taken down Spoon, after falling 89-75.5 in their last matchup. Can I Haz Touchdown? (7-6) will look to notch another W against Hakuna Matata, while Spoon (4-9) will match up against Gritz Blitz in an effort to develop some positive momentum.
While making 3 of his 4 FG attempts against the Ravens, McManus scored 12 points this week. His scoring output nearly doubled his 6.31-point projection and was much higher than his 6.62-point season scoring average. McManus will face the Chiefs next week.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, after which Can I Haz Touchdown? emerged with a 27-25 lead. For Can I Haz Touchdown?, Brandon McManus had a 52-yard field goal and a 50-yard field goal. Darius Slayton made the highlight reel for Spoon with a 55-yard catch.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with standout plays on Sunday afternoon, but it was Can I Haz Touchdown? who claimed the lead, 78-56. Tyler Lockett had a 36-yard touchdown catch for Can I Haz Touchdown?, while Patrick Mahomes had a 42-yard pass. Keenan Allen made the highlight reel for Spoon with a 35-yard touchdown catch.
Can I Haz Touchdown?
Hey, we do admire the confidence this past week, Can I Haz Touchdown?. It takes gumption to deploy a starter with zero points (Jeffery Simmons), while still getting the W! All we ask is to please keep those flashy shenanigans to the regular season. Do it when the playoffs roll around, and we'll be finished.
Spoon
Well, we certainly can't complain about a lack of opportunities this week, can we? Our two wide receivers collectively got a whopping 22 targets in Week 13. Those players should try to get some extra practice reps in with their QBs, considering they recorded only 12 catches.