Excellence of Execution come back to defeat Dark Helmet 0-1 in 982.8-947.1 nailbiter
Both teams beat their projected point totals, but it was Excellence of Execution who got the victory, coming back to earn a 982.8-947.1 win over Dark Helmet 0-1. Trailing 947.1-742.1 heading into Monday night, Excellence of Execution charged back behind Aaron Jones, who racked up 115 yards from scrimmage and scored 4 touchdowns for 166.7 points, and Robert Tonyan, who caught 3 passes for 52 yards and a touchdown (74 points). Dalvin Cook (131 Rush Yds, 17 Rec Yds) and Julio Jones (6 Rec, 128 Rec Yds) led the charge for Dark Helmet 0-1 in the loss. Excellence of Execution (1-1) will look to keep it rolling against chris's Spectacular Team, while Dark Helmet 0-1 (0-2) will face Keep Firing @ssholes!! in an effort to right the ship.
Jones passed for 249 yards , ran for 95 yards and scored 2 touchdowns as the Giants lost to the Football Team 30-29. In doing so, he put up 233.9 points and more-than-doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Excellence of Execution this week. Jones will face the Falcons next week.
Thursday
Daniel Jones had a 33-yard touchdown pass for Excellence of Execution, helping to give the team a 233.9-0.0 lead.
Sunday Early
Jalen Hurts had a 91-yard pass for Excellence of Execution, while Deebo Samuel had a 40-yard catch, contributing to a 742.1-59.0 lead for Excellence of Execution.
Sunday Late
Julio Jones had a 51-yard catch for Dark Helmet 0-1, while Justin Herbert had a 42-yard pass, contributing to an 820.8-742.1 lead for Dark Helmet 0-1.
Monday
Robert Tonyan had a 22-yard touchdown catch for Excellence of Execution during Monday Night Football, helping push the team to the win.
Excellence of Execution
Putting together a starting crew that won by 35.7 points this past week... we consider that to be a job well done. We should take this win in stride, tip our cap to the GM of Dark Helmet 0-1, and continue on our way towards the 1️⃣2️⃣ SpaceBalls league title.
Dark Helmet 0-1
Your quarterback threw an interception and no touchdowns? We may have quite a dilemma on our hands here: Was Dak Prescott actually that off-rhythm with his receiving crew, or were the Chargers just that great defending the pass? What do you think, Dark Helmet 0-1... should we continue starting him with confidence?