The Consentlessburgers must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more in this one (207.98) than their season average (149.59).
The Consentlessburgers are on a roll, winning four in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. The Consentlessburgers are doing a better job of that, averaging 149.59 versus Happy Golladays's 121.89.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. The Consentlessburgers (4-1) have a better record than Happy Golladays (1-4).
You can't win if you don't play. Happy Golladays has left more points on the bench this season (385.22) than The Consentlessburgers (297.8).
The Consentlessburgers don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Happy Golladays (2 vs 0).
The Consentlessburgers are the more resilient squad, with fewer upset losses (0) than Happy Golladays (1).
The Consentlessburgers don't falter at the last minute, with fewer close losses than Happy Golladays (0 vs 2).
The Consentlessburgers should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than Happy Golladays (3 vs 2).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of Happy Golladays - they’ve made more transactions (5) than The Consentlessburgers (1) this week. That didn't seem to help them this time, though.
By position, The Consentlessburgers have outscored Happy Golladays at QB, RB, WR, and K this season.
The Consentlessburgers don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 24 points, highest in the league.
The starters for The Consentlessburgers had more big plays in their NFL games this week (5) than the starters for Happy Golladays (2).
Hey Happy Golladays, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!