WannaBes lose to Captain Hindsight in 96.90-74.62 rout
WannaBes were unable to rise to the occasion, falling short of their projected point total, as Captain Hindsight rolled to a 96.90-74.62 win. Captain Hindsight earned a 17.70-point lead on Thursday behind Terry McLaurin and never gave it up. Patrick Mahomes (27.02 points) and Julio Jones (13.8) carried the flag for WannaBes in the loss. Captain Hindsight (1-1) will look to keep it rolling against Earth-99 StL Rams, while WannaBes (1-1) try to generate some positive momentum against Short Bus Ryderz.
Going up against the Falcons in Week 2, the Buccaneers defense allowed 25 points, surrendered 348 yards, and intercepted 3 passes. In doing so, they put up 20 points to scored 68.9% higher than their 11.84-point projection, the highest percentage of any player on Captain Hindsight this week. Next week, the Buccaneers will play the Rams.
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
Sunday Early
Ben Roethlisberger had a 25-yard touchdown pass and a 52-yard pass for Captain Hindsight, while Stefon Diggs had a 41-yard catch, helping Captain Hindsight to a 56.00-23.80 lead.
Sunday Late
Julio Jones had a 51-yard catch for WannaBes, who trailed 76.00-47.00 after the late round of games.
Sunday Night
Patrick Mahomes had a 46-yard touchdown pass and a 40-yard touchdown pass for WannaBes, who trailed 76.00-74.02 after Sunday night.
Monday
Davante Adams had a 50-yard catch for Captain Hindsight on Monday night, helping to increase the margin of victory for the team.
Captain Hindsight
You know what, Captain Hindsight, we do certainly respect the confidence. It's a bold move to play a starter with zero points (Josh Jacobs), while still getting the W. All we ask is to please keep those flashy shenanigans to the early regular season. Try it in the playoffs and we're finished.
WannaBes
Do your best take solace in the fact that your generosity didn't go unnoticed. It takes a real kindred spirit to help someone like Captain Hindsight succeed this week... and when the time comes, maybe they can return the favor by taking a couple of defenses early in next year's draft (something along those lines). Keep your head up, WannaBes!