Hunter Hearst Henry find way to knock off Goodell's Gonads 109.14-90.85 despite coming up short of predictions
Both teams were unable to rise to the occasion, coming up short of projections, but Hunter Hearst Henry did enough to beat Goodell's Gonads. Predicted to lose by a score of 143.11-133.70, Hunter Hearst Henry secured a 109.14-90.85 victory over Goodell's Gonads. Goodell's Gonads nabbed a 16.3-point lead early Sunday afternoon, but Hunter Hearst Henry held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Matthew Stafford, who passed for 321 yards and 3 touchdowns for 24.34 points, and Adam Thielen, who caught 9 passes for 92 yards and 2 touchdowns (21.2 points). Dalvin Cook (14.4 points) and Keenan Allen (12) were the leaders for Goodell's Gonads in the loss. Hunter Hearst Henry (1-0) will look to maintain their winning ways against Spainkān you, while Goodell's Gonads (0-1) will attempt to right the ship against Fightin' Irish.
Sunday Early
Adam Thielen had a 24-yard touchdown catch for Hunter Hearst Henry, who trailed 65.90-49.60 after the early round of games.
Sunday Night
Matthew Stafford had a 67-yard touchdown pass for Hunter Hearst Henry, helping the team to a 98.14-84.17 lead.
Monday
Daniel Carlson had a 55-yard field goal for Hunter Hearst Henry on Monday night, helping to add to the margin of victory for the team.
Hunter Hearst Henry
Football is all about creating mismatches. Thanks to a thrilling performance from Matthew Stafford, we thoroughly outplayed Goodell's Gonads at the quarterback position this past week (24.34 points to 3.32). Stafford lit the Bears secondary up to the tune of 321 yards and three passing touchdowns.
Goodell's Gonads
Don't get too distraught, Goodell's Gonads! Look, we've been at it long enough to realize that occasionally free points just seem to magically appear out of nowhere. And then in some cases, like this week, they don't! Hmmm, alright; it really would have taken some serious wizardry to locate an additional 19 points for you in this matchup.