Orange Julius lose to Vaginal Hubris in 154.84-115.08 runaway
There's no easy way to put it, Orange Julius dropped the ball, at least based on projections, as Vaginal Hubris rolled to a 154.84-115.08 victory. Orange Julius took the first lead in the matchup , but Vaginal Hubris held the lead the rest of the way, powered by Cooper Kupp (34.7 points) and Brandin Cooks (29.2). Jonathan Taylor (170 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and Deebo Samuel (29 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 60 Rec Yds) led the way for Orange Julius in the loss. This marks the third time this season Vaginal Hubris have beaten Orange Julius, after winning 166-109.42 in their last matchup. Vaginal Hubris will look to keep it rolling in the Championship next week, while Orange Julius attempt to rebound and lock up 3rd Place.
While catching 9 passes for 136 yards and 2 touchdowns against the Seahawks, Kupp recorded 34.7 points this week. His scoring output was 49.4% more than his 23.22-point projection and was higher than his 24.67-point season scoring average. Kupp ranks #8 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Vikings next week.
Saturday
Jonathan Taylor had a 67-yard touchdown run for Orange Julius, who trailed 24.04-23.00 after Saturday's games.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with standout plays early Sunday, but it was Vaginal Hubris who claimed the lead, 73.54-55.28. For Vaginal Hubris, Brandin Cooks had a 43-yard touchdown catch and a 22-yard touchdown catch. Kyler Murray made the highlight reel for Orange Julius with a 26-yard touchdown pass.
Vaginal Hubris
Hey, creating mismatches is the key to football, right? We really took that to heart this week by almost tripling Orange Julius at the wide receiver position (74.9 points to 27.2).
Orange Julius
Hey, it's possible that Orange Julius could be a better GM in the NFL than in fantasy football. With just 11 targets combined this past week, their three wide receivers apparently helped their teams' causes by blocking downfield and running decoy routes.