That pregame pep talk must have worked. Team Butthole scored more in this matchup (151.68) than their season average (121.94).
We heard scoring helps you win. Team Butthole are doing a better job of that, averaging 121.94 versus Pitts of Mt Doom's 106.07.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Team Butthole (5-4) have a better record than Pitts of Mt Doom (2-7).
Even the machines think Team Butthole have a better-constructed roster. Their projected average points is higher (129.45) than Pitts of Mt Doom (122.14).
Team Butthole don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Pitts of Mt Doom (2 vs 1).
Team Butthole play up to their potential, with fewer upset losses (0) than Pitts of Mt Doom (1).
Team Butthole have the clutch gene, with more close wins than Pitts of Mt Doom (1 vs 0).
Team Butthole should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more weeks than Pitts of Mt Doom (4 vs 3).
Pitts of Mt Doom have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (10) than Team Butthole (5) this week and still losing the matchup.
By position, Team Butthole have outscored Pitts of Mt Doom at QB, RB, WR, and K this season.
Team Butthole has a higher average scoring margin (10) than Pitts of Mt Doom this season (-20).
The starters for Team Butthole had more big plays in their NFL games this week (2) than the starters for Pitts of Mt Doom (0).
Hey Pitts of Mt Doom, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!