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Week 7

Weekly
Grade
Cordarrelle Patterson
4-3 156.54
111.88
 
VS
proj
Team Butthole
134.34 4-3
120.93

Cordarrelle Patterson earn win against Team Butthole in 156.54-134.34 beatdown

Both teams rose to the occasion and beat their projected point totals, but Cordarrelle Patterson knocked off Team Butthole, cruising to a 156.54-134.34 victory. Team Butthole pulled out to a 9.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Cordarrelle Patterson after that. They were led by C.J. Uzomah, who caught 3 passes for 91 yards and 2 touchdowns for 25.6 points, and Jalen Hurts, who passed for 236 yards and 2 touchdowns and ran for 61 yards (25.54 points). Joe Burrow (416 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs) and Alvin Kamara (51 Rush Yds, 128 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for Team Butthole in the loss. Cordarrelle Patterson (4-3) will look to notch another W against Goldmine 💣💰💣, while Team Butthole (4-3) face Professor Chaos in an effort to get back in the win column.

Matchup Timeline

  Cordarrelle Patterson   Team Butthole

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Uzomah scored 25.6 points in a 41-17 win over the Ravens to more-than-quadruple his 5.16-point projection. He caught 3 passes for 91 yards and 2 touchdowns to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player in the league this season. In Week 8, Uzomah and the Bengals will face the Jets.
C.J. Uzomah

Top Player Comparison

Cordarrelle Patterson
Points
% of total points 156.54
1
C.J. Uzomah
TE
25.6
5.16
16.4%
2
Jalen Hurts
QB
25.54
25.3
16.3%
3
Terry McLaurin
WR
24.7
14.3
15.8%
4
Damien Harris
RB
24.3
12.31
15.5%
Team Butthole
Points
% of total points 134.34
1
Joe Burrow
QB
37.64
23.13
28%
2
Alvin Kamara
RB
28.9
20.23
21.5%
3
DK Metcalf
WR
19.6
14.65
14.6%
4
Marquise Brown
WR
16.5
13.1
12.3%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
There were several players with highlight-reel plays on both teams early Sunday, after which Cordarrelle Patterson became the proud owner of a 109.40-63.14 lead. C.J. Uzomah had a 55-yard touchdown catch and a 32-yard touchdown catch for Cordarrelle Patterson, while Terry McLaurin had a 40-yard touchdown catch. Meanwhile, Joe Burrow had an 82-yard touchdown pass and a 55-yard touchdown pass for Team Butthole, while Marquise Brown had a 39-yard touchdown catch.
Monday
DK Metcalf had an 84-yard touchdown catch for Team Butthole.

Points By Position

  Cordarrelle Patterson   Team Butthole
Standings Update
How about we take a closer look at the Standings? We're already at the midpoint of the season after all, if you can believe it.
Cordarrelle Patterson
Cordarrelle Patterson will be tough to beat as long as they are putting up points at this pace. Averaging 132.00 points per game through seven weeks, 3rd-best in the league, the team finds itself currently in playoff position.
Important Players
Jalen Hurts
MVP
1716 Pass Yds, 10 Pass TDs, 361 Rush Yds, 5 Rush TDs
Davante Adams
Best Drafted
52 Rec, 744 Rec Yds, 3 Rec TDs
C.J. Uzomah
Best Acquisition
17 Rec, 256 Rec Yds, 5 Rec TDs
Team Butthole
You can't argue with results, but it's hard to see Team Butthole holding onto No. 5 in the Standings if they don't start scoring more. The squad is averaging only 118.31 points per game through seven weeks, 7th-best in the league. Nevertheless, Team Butthole is currently in playoff position.
Important Players
Dak Prescott
MVP
1813 Pass Yds, 16 Pass TDs
DK Metcalf
Best Drafted
33 Rec, 537 Rec Yds, 6 Rec TDs
Kenyan Drake
Best Acquisition
160 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 187 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD

StatSmack

Cordarrelle Patterson must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more points in this matchup (156.54) than their season average (132).
We heard scoring helps you win. Team Butthole need some help then, averaging just 118.31 versus Cordarrelle Patterson's 132.
Once Cordarrelle Patterson put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Team Butthole (3 vs 1).
Cordarrelle Patterson are better at closing games out, with fewer close losses than Team Butthole (0 vs 1).
Cordarrelle Patterson should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more weeks than Team Butthole (4 vs 3).
Cordarrelle Patterson have started more fantasy players who beat their projected score than Team Butthole (35 vs 20).
By position, Cordarrelle Patterson have outscored Team Butthole at RB, WR, TE, and DEF this season.
There's not much good to say about Team Butthole this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!