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Both teams rose to the occasion and beat their projected point totals, but Cordarrelle Patterson knocked off Team Butthole, cruising to a 156.54-134.34 victory. Team Butthole pulled out to a 9.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Cordarrelle Patterson after that. They were led by C.J. Uzomah, who caught 3 passes for 91 yards and 2 touchdowns for 25.6 points, and Jalen Hurts, who passed for 236 yards and 2 touchdowns and ran for 61 yards (25.54 points). Joe Burrow (416 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs) and Alvin Kamara (51 Rush Yds, 128 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for Team Butthole in the loss. Cordarrelle Patterson (4-3) will look to notch another W against Goldmine 💣💰💣, while Team Butthole (4-3) face Professor Chaos in an effort to get back in the win column.