Cocks earn win against Redlegs in 168.75-133.85 rout
Cocks outperformed their projected point total, rolling to a 168.75-133.85 victory over Redlegs, who fell short of projections. Redlegs jumped out to a 29.00-point lead on Thursday behind Rob Gronkowski, who caught 8 passes for 90 yards and 2 touchdowns. But it was all Cocks after that. They were led by Derek Carr, who passed for 435 yards and 2 touchdowns for 32.35 points, and Travis Kelce, who caught 6 passes for 76 yards and 2 touchdowns (25.6 points). Cocks (1-0) will look to build on their success against SAWTOOTHS, while Redlegs (0-1) meet Mutinous Apes in an effort to right the ship.
Projected to score 4.32 points, the Steelers defense more-than-tripled that amount by scoring 14 points in a 23-16 win over the Bills. They allowed 16 points, surrendered 371 yards, and forced a fumble to beat their projection by the highest percentage of any player on Cocks this week. In Week 2, the Steelers will square off against the Raiders.
The Pittsburgh Steelers defense
Sunday Early
Tyler Lockett had a 69-yard touchdown catch and a 23-yard touchdown catch for Redlegs to contribute to a 95.80-76.60 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
Darius Slayton had a 42-yard catch for Cocks, contributing to a 136.40-133.85 lead for the team.
Monday
Derek Carr had a 31-yard touchdown pass for Cocks during Monday Night Football, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.
Cocks
Assembling a lineup that won by nearly 35 points this past week... we consider that to be a job well done. Let's take this victory in stride, tip our cap to the GM of Redlegs, and continue our march towards the OklahomIraqis League AFC championship.
Redlegs
The problem this week isn't exactly rocket science, Redlegs. Starting Odell Beckham Jr. in a fantasy matchup where your opposition put up 168.75 points... let's all just put this behind us and move on.