Week 17
Douche Bags
111.39
3-14
133.2
Bignuts hand Douche Bags 11th straight loss in 192.09-111.39 runaway
Bignuts cruised to a 192.09-111.39 victory to hand Douche Bags their 11th consecutive loss. The matchup was over almost as soon as it started, as Bignuts earned a 118.89-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind stellar showings from Ja'Marr Chase (49.3 points) and Joe Burrow (45.84). Dak Prescott (28.04 points) and Allen Lazard (15.6) led the charge for Douche Bags in the loss. This marks the second time this season Bignuts have gotten the best of Douche Bags, after winning 161.84-136.23 in their last matchup. Bignuts end the season with a record of 9-8, while Douche Bags finish the campaign at 3-14.
Matchup Timeline
Bignuts
Douche Bags
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
Chase overachieved for the seventh time this season, scoring 49.3 points against his 11.66-point projection. In a 34-31 win over the Chiefs, he caught 11 passes for 266 yards and 3 touchdowns.
Top Player Comparison
Bignuts
Points
% of total points 192.09
1
2
3
The Los Angeles Rams defense
DEF
4
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Early
Both teams had multiple players with big-time moments early Sunday, but it was Bignuts who grabbed the lead, 156.34-37.45. Joe Burrow found Ja'Marr Chase on multiple big plays for Bignuts: a 72-yard touchdown pass and a 69-yard touchdown pass. Meanwhile, Jaylen Waddle had a 45-yard catch for Douche Bags, while Kyle Pitts had a 61-yard catch.
Sunday Late
There were players with standout plays for both teams on Sunday afternoon, after which Bignuts became the proud owner of a 183.09-95.79 lead. Deebo Samuel had a 45-yard touchdown catch for Bignuts, while A.J. Green had a 42-yard catch. Dak Prescott made the highlight reel for Douche Bags with a 21-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Night
Allen Lazard had a 20-yard touchdown catch for Douche Bags, who trailed 183.09-111.39 after Sunday night.
Points By Position
Bignuts
Douche Bags
Standings Update
It seems like just yesterday we were drafting these teams, yet here we are at the end of the season. How about a quick Year in Review for these two squads?
Bignuts
Bignuts completed the regular season 10th in the standings after averaging 156.34 points per game, 5th-best in the league.
Important Players
1734 Rush Yds, 18 Rush TDs, 342 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs
4611 Pass Yds, 34 Pass TDs, 118 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Eric Kendricks
Best Acquisition
143 Tackles, 5 Sacks, 2 Ints
Douche Bags
Douche Bags completed the season averaging 133.56 points per game, 8th-best in the league, placing them in last place at the end of the regular season.
Important Players
4154 Pass Yds, 32 Pass TDs, 146 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD
Jaylen Waddle
Best Drafted
99 Rec, 988 Rec Yds, 5 Rec TDs
Mia Defense
Best Acquisition
21.8 Avg Pts Allowed, 334.9 Avg Yds Allowed, 23 Turnovers
What If
Bignuts would have beaten five other teams besides Douche Bags this week.
Douche Bags would have lost to six other teams besides Bignuts this week.
Bignuts would be 13-4 if they played Douche Bags every week.
Bignuts would be 6-9 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Douche Bags.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Bignuts, Douche Bags would be 3-12.
If Bignuts had played every team in the league each week, they would be 91-88.
If they played every team every week, Douche Bags would be 37-142.