AMMODOG fall short of projections, succumb to DARC NARC in 159.90-103.20 rout
AMMODOG were unable to bring their A game, falling short of their projected point total, as DARC NARC rolled to a 159.90-103.20 victory. DARC NARC grabbed a 30.75-point lead on Thursday behind Dak Prescott (37.45 points) and Ryan Succop (7) and never let it go. Lamar Jackson (235 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 86 Rush Yds) and Marquise Brown (6 Rec, 69 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the way for AMMODOG in defeat. DARC NARC (1-0) will look to maintain their momentum against The Dogs of War, while AMMODOG (0-1) will face off against Dead Again in an effort to right the ship.
Kirk (5 Rec, 70 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) scored 24 points against the Titans in Week 1. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 9.86-point projection. Kirk will face the Vikings next week.
Thursday
Dak Prescott had a 22-yard touchdown pass and a 21-yard touchdown pass for DARC NARC, helping to give the team a 44.45-13.70 lead.
Sunday Early
Christian Kirk had a 26-yard touchdown catch for DARC NARC, contributing to a 124.50-19.95 lead for the team.
Monday
Lamar Jackson had a 49-yard pass for AMMODOG.
DARC NARC
Well, we do appreciate the confidence this past week, DARC NARC. It takes moxie to play a starter with negative points (the Green Bay Packers defense) while still earning the W. All we ask is to please keep that flashy, show-off type of stuff to the early regular season. Try it in the playoffs and we're toast.
AMMODOG
Hey, our crew was just resting up for Week 2, right? The eight offensive position starters (three WRs, three RBs, two TEs) on AMMODOG combined to record 305 yards and just one touchdown in Week 1. The skill players on DARC NARC showed off how it's supposed to be done by logging 500 yards and five scores.