An Ice Cold Beer knock off Penis Infatuation Station, 158.75-147.52
An Ice Cold Beer scored a hard-fought win over Penis Infatuation Station, emerging victorious with a 158.75-147.52 victory. Penis Infatuation Station earned a 29.62-point lead on Thursday behind stellar efforts from Michael Gallup, who caught 5 passes for 36 yards and a touchdown for 14.6 points, and Dak Prescott, who passed for 238 yards and a touchdown (13.72 points). But An Ice Cold Beer held the lead the rest of the way, powered by Kyler Murray (123 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 59 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs) and the Indianapolis Colts defense (0 Pts Allowed, 141 Yds Allowed, 2 Turnovers). This marks the second time this season An Ice Cold Beer have taken down Penis Infatuation Station, after winning 178.1-150.55 in their last matchup. An Ice Cold Beer (5-8) will look to maintain their winning ways against Booty Hole Hunter, while Penis Infatuation Station (6-7) will face Los Cool Arrows in an effort to get back in the win column.
Against the Texans in Week 13, the Colts defense scored 32.23 points to beat their 20.65-point projection. They didn't allow any points, surrendered 141 yards, and forced 2 turnovers to beat their projection by the highest percentage of any player on An Ice Cold Beer this week. In Week 14, the Colts will square off against the Patriots.
The Indianapolis Colts defense
Thursday
Both teams had players with standout plays on Thursday, but after the dust settled, Penis Infatuation Station emerged with a 44.72-15.10 lead. For An Ice Cold Beer, Greg Zuerlein had a 55-yard field goal. Dak Prescott found Amari Cooper for a 41-yard pass for Penis Infatuation Station.
Sunday Early
Kyler Murray had a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 20-yard touchdown pass for An Ice Cold Beer, while Tee Higgins had a 29-yard touchdown catch, contributing to a 129.45-110.02 lead for An Ice Cold Beer.
Sunday Late
Chase Claypool had a 40-yard catch for An Ice Cold Beer, contributing to a 158.75-127.42 lead for the team.
Monday
Damien Harris had a 64-yard touchdown run for Penis Infatuation Station.
An Ice Cold Beer
Hey, this sport is all about creating mismatches, right? Our team took that to heart this past week and doubled up Penis Infatuation Station at the quarterback position (32.32 points to 13.72).
Penis Infatuation Station
You can take solace in the fact that your generosity didn't go unnoticed. It takes a true winner to help someone like An Ice Cold Beer succeed this week... and perhaps one day, they'll do you a solid and return the favor. Keep your head up, Penis Infatuation Station!