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Week 13

Weekly
Grade
An Ice Cold Beer
5-8 158.75
154.57
 
VS
proj
Penis Infatuation Station
147.52 6-7
140.54

An Ice Cold Beer knock off Penis Infatuation Station, 158.75-147.52

An Ice Cold Beer scored a hard-fought win over Penis Infatuation Station, emerging victorious with a 158.75-147.52 victory. Penis Infatuation Station earned a 29.62-point lead on Thursday behind stellar efforts from Michael Gallup, who caught 5 passes for 36 yards and a touchdown for 14.6 points, and Dak Prescott, who passed for 238 yards and a touchdown (13.72 points). But An Ice Cold Beer held the lead the rest of the way, powered by Kyler Murray (123 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 59 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs) and the Indianapolis Colts defense (0 Pts Allowed, 141 Yds Allowed, 2 Turnovers). This marks the second time this season An Ice Cold Beer have taken down Penis Infatuation Station, after winning 178.1-150.55 in their last matchup. An Ice Cold Beer (5-8) will look to maintain their winning ways against Booty Hole Hunter, while Penis Infatuation Station (6-7) will face Los Cool Arrows in an effort to get back in the win column.

Matchup Timeline

  An Ice Cold Beer   Penis Infatuation Station

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Against the Texans in Week 13, the Colts defense scored 32.23 points to beat their 20.65-point projection. They didn't allow any points, surrendered 141 yards, and forced 2 turnovers to beat their projection by the highest percentage of any player on An Ice Cold Beer this week. In Week 14, the Colts will square off against the Patriots.
The Indianapolis Colts defense

Top Player Comparison

An Ice Cold Beer
Points
% of total points 158.75
1
Kyler Murray
QB
32.32
23.23
20.4%
2
The Indianapolis Colts defense
DEF
32.23
20.65
20.3%
3
Tee Higgins
WR
29.8
14.42
18.8%
4
Najee Harris
RB
15.7
17.73
9.9%
Penis Infatuation Station
Points
% of total points 147.52
1
Damien Harris
RB
20.1
7.79
13.6%
2
Jaylen Waddle
WR
19.3
13.93
13.1%
3
The Miami Dolphins defense
DEF
18.3
18.68
12.4%
4
Miles Sanders
RB
18.2
14.77
12.3%

Matchup Highlights

Thursday
Both teams had players with standout plays on Thursday, but after the dust settled, Penis Infatuation Station emerged with a 44.72-15.10 lead. For An Ice Cold Beer, Greg Zuerlein had a 55-yard field goal. Dak Prescott found Amari Cooper for a 41-yard pass for Penis Infatuation Station.
Sunday Early
Kyler Murray had a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 20-yard touchdown pass for An Ice Cold Beer, while Tee Higgins had a 29-yard touchdown catch, contributing to a 129.45-110.02 lead for An Ice Cold Beer.
Sunday Late
Chase Claypool had a 40-yard catch for An Ice Cold Beer, contributing to a 158.75-127.42 lead for the team.
Monday
Damien Harris had a 64-yard touchdown run for Penis Infatuation Station.

Points By Position

  An Ice Cold Beer   Penis Infatuation Station

StatSmack

There's a pattern emerging. In their two head-to-head wins against Penis Infatuation Station, An Ice Cold Beer averaged more points (168.43) than they usually score (134.97).
You can't win if you don't play. Penis Infatuation Station has left more points on the bench this season (399.98) than An Ice Cold Beer (314.3).
Penis Infatuation Station have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (6) than An Ice Cold Beer (1) this week and still losing the matchup.
By position, An Ice Cold Beer have outscored Penis Infatuation Station at QB, RB, and TE this season.
The starters for An Ice Cold Beer had more big plays in their NFL games this week (5) than the starters for Penis Infatuation Station (3).
Don't worry Penis Infatuation Station, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!

Coach Talk

An Ice Cold Beer
Hey, this sport is all about creating mismatches, right? Our team took that to heart this past week and doubled up Penis Infatuation Station at the quarterback position (32.32 points to 13.72).
Penis Infatuation Station
You can take solace in the fact that your generosity didn't go unnoticed. It takes a true winner to help someone like An Ice Cold Beer succeed this week... and perhaps one day, they'll do you a solid and return the favor. Keep your head up, Penis Infatuation Station!