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Week 12

Weekly
Grade
Penis Infatuation Station
6-6 185.4
136.94
 
VS
proj
IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses
122.3 5-7
161.92

Penis Infatuation Station beat expectations, knock off IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses in 185.40-122.30 romp

Penis Infatuation Station stepped up and outperformed their projected point total, cruising to a 185.40-122.30 win over IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses, who fell short of projections. The matchup was decided before it really even started, as Penis Infatuation Station earned a 47.07-point lead on Thursday behind outstanding performances from Dak Prescott and Michael Gallup. Prescott passed for 375 yards and 2 touchdowns for 33.8 points, while Gallup caught 5 passes for 106 yards (17.6 points). The New England Patriots defense (13 Pts Allowed, 355 Yds Allowed, 4 Turnovers) and Van Jefferson Jr. (3 Rec, 93 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) did their part for IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses in defeat. This marks the second time this season Penis Infatuation Station have gotten the best of IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses, after winning 160.32-151.9 in their last matchup. Penis Infatuation Station (6-6) will look to keep it rolling against An Ice Cold Beer, while IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses (5-7) will meet Full male testosterone! in an effort to get back on track.

Matchup Timeline

  Penis Infatuation Station   IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Waddle (9 Rec, 137 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) scored 30.93 points against the Panthers in Week 12. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 15.31-point projection and was much higher than his 15.49-point season scoring average. Waddle ranks #53 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Giants next week.
Jaylen Waddle

Top Player Comparison

Penis Infatuation Station
Points
% of total points 185.4
1
Dak Prescott
QB
33.8
24.83
18.2%
2
Jaylen Waddle
WR
30.93
15.31
16.7%
3
Eli Mitchell
RB
28.8
11.72
15.5%
4
The Cincinnati Bengals defense
DEF
23.97
13.43
12.9%
IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses
Points
% of total points 122.3
1
The New England Patriots defense
DEF
26.57
18.98
21.7%
2
Van Jefferson Jr.
WR
20.3
11.58
16.6%
3
Cedrick Wilson
WR
19.93
10.8
16.3%
4
Justin Jefferson
WR
13.26
18.5
10.8%

Matchup Highlights

Thursday
There were players with standout moments on both teams on Thursday, but after all the points were tallied, Penis Infatuation Station emerged with a 67.00-19.93 lead. Dak Prescott found Michael Gallup for a 41-yard pass for Penis Infatuation Station. Prescott also lit up the scoreboard with a 32-yard touchdown pass and a 51-yard pass. Cedrick Wilson made the highlight reel for IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses with a 51-yard catch.
Sunday Early
Jaylen Waddle had a 57-yard catch for Penis Infatuation Station to contribute to a 141.50-87.74 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
Van Jefferson Jr. had a 79-yard touchdown catch for IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses, who trailed 185.40-122.30 after the late round of games.

Points By Position

  Penis Infatuation Station   IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses

What If

Penis Infatuation Station would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses would have lost to seven other teams besides Penis Infatuation Station this week.
If Penis Infatuation Station played IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses every week this season, they'd be 6-6.
Had they played each other last week, IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses would have defeated Penis Infatuation Station 185.15-62.64.
Penis Infatuation Station would be 3-7 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Penis Infatuation Station, IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses would be 6-4.
If Penis Infatuation Station had played every team in the league each week, they would be 57-75.
If they played every team every week, IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses would be 69-63.

Next Week Preview

IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses
In Week 13, eighth-place IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses (5-7) will look to get back in the win column against 11th-place Full male testosterone! (4-8). IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses might have to rearrange their lineup a bit with Christian McCaffrey, A.J. Brown, and the Tennessee Titans defense out on bye in Week 13. Over the last three weeks, IR Rule Only Covid dumbasses has scored 153.86 points per game, while Full male testosterone! has averaged 130.06 per contest.
Penis Infatuation Station
Week 13 will showcase the two lowest-scoring teams in TEXAS FIGHT CLUB league, as Penis Infatuation Station (6-6) go up against An Ice Cold Beer (4-8). Penis Infatuation Station may need to shuffle the deck a bit with Dontrell Hilliard and Aaron Jones out on bye in Week 13. An Ice Cold Beer won't have the Carolina Panthers defense. Over the last three weeks, Penis Infatuation Station have scored 122.9 points per game, while An Ice Cold Beer have averaged 107.09 per contest.