King Kolluda lose to Nobody Likes Us in 141.34-83.00 runaway
King Kolluda failed to bring their A game, falling short of projections, as Nobody Likes Us cruised to a 141.34-83.00 win. King Kolluda pulled out to a 9.50-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Nobody Likes Us after that. They were led by Tom Brady, who passed for 276 yards and 5 touchdowns for 29.64 points, and Brandin Cooks, who caught 9 passes for 78 yards and a touchdown (22.8 points). Jalen Hurts (21.8 points) and Stefon Diggs (16) led the way for King Kolluda in the loss. Nobody Likes Us (1-1) will look to rack up another W against Cash Me Outside 💵, while King Kolluda (1-1) will attempt to get back on track against Hoffcryer.
Against the Browns in Week 2, Cooks scored 22.8 points to beat his 14.65-point projection. He caught 9 passes for 78 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Nobody Likes Us this week. Next week, Cooks will battle the Panthers.
Sunday Early
Jalen Hurts had a 91-yard pass for King Kolluda, while Stefon Diggs had a 41-yard catch for the team, who trailed 70.40-64.30 after the early round of games.
Sunday Late
Tom Brady had a 20-yard touchdown pass for Nobody Likes Us, while Julio Jones had a 51-yard catch, contributing to a 141.34-65.30 lead for Nobody Likes Us.
Nobody Likes Us
Yo, Nobody Likes Us, you got friends at SpaceX or something? Not only did you win by 58+ points, you also launched yourself five whole spots to seventh place in the league standings!
King Kolluda
Unless King Kolluda wants to go diva-mode on us, then "not seeing many opportunities" isn't really an excuse this week. As a group, our pass-catching corps (three WR, one TE) collectively got a grand total of 26 targets in Week 2. With just 14 total receptions, that group may need to work on chemistry with their QBs.