Soupa-heewoes earn win over WinterbothamWankers in 170.31-130.13 rout
Soupa-heewoes outperformed expectations, cruising to a 170.31-130.13 victory over WinterbothamWankers, who fell short of projections. WinterbothamWankers took a 16.47-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Soupa-heewoes after that. They were led by Jameis Winston, who passed for 148 yards and 5 touchdowns and ran for 37 yards for 31.72 points, and Amari Cooper, who caught 13 passes for 139 yards and 2 touchdowns (29.15 points). Dak Prescott (403 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 13 Rush Yds) and Sam Darnold (279 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD) were the leaders for WinterbothamWankers in the loss. Soupa-heewoes (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against Steel City Psychos, while WinterbothamWankers (0-1) will try to earn their first W against Cali chill.
Cooper caught 13 passes for 139 yards and 2 touchdowns as the Cowboys lost to the Buccaneers 31-29. In doing so, he put up 29.15 points to more-than-double his 12.15-point projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Soupa-heewoes this week. Next week, Cooper will square off against the Chargers.
Thursday
There were players with highlight-reel moments for both teams on Thursday, after which WinterbothamWankers owned a 45.62-29.15 lead. For Soupa-heewoes, Amari Cooper had a 21-yard touchdown catch. Dak Prescott made the highlight reel for WinterbothamWankers with a 22-yard touchdown pass and a 21-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with standout moments early Sunday, but it was WinterbothamWankers who took the lead, 90.08-76.14. For Soupa-heewoes, Kirk Cousins had a 24-yard touchdown pass. Sam Darnold made the highlight reel for WinterbothamWankers with a 57-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
Jameis Winston had a 55-yard touchdown pass for Soupa-heewoes, contributing to a 120.76-111.98 lead for the team.
Sunday Night
Matt Gay had a 53-yard field goal for Soupa-heewoes, contributing to a 151.31-130.13 lead for the team.