Week 7
Cant Touch This
4-3 102.44
121.03
Bad News Bears
75.64
5-2
120.15
Cant Touch This knock off Bad News Bears, 102.44-75.64
Despite similar records, Bad News Bears held a big season point advantage over Cant Touch This coming into this one (876-694). But the trend wouldn't continue this week with Cant Touch This coming out on top with a 102.44-75.64 victory. Bad News Bears grabbed a 16.80-point lead on Thursday behind an impressive performance from D'Ernest Johnson (23.8 points). But Cant Touch This held the lead the rest of the way, powered by Jalen Hurts (236 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 61 Rush Yds) and A.J. Brown (8 Rec, 133 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). Cant Touch This (4-3) will look to sustain their momentum against What The Shit, while Bad News Bears (5-2) will try to get back on track against CircleTheWagons.
Matchup Timeline
Cant Touch This
Bad News Bears
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
With 13.1 points, Patterson just beat his 11.82-point projection as the Falcons beat the Dolphins 30-28. He ran for 60 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Cant Touch This this week. In Week 8, Patterson and the Falcons will face the Panthers.
Top Player Comparison
Bad News Bears
Points
% of total points 75.64
1
2
The Arizona Cardinals defense
DEF
3
4
Matchup Highlights
Thursday
Chase McLaughlin had a 52-yard field goal for Cant Touch This, who trailed 23.80-7.00 after the Thursday night game.
Sunday Early
A.J. Brown had a 24-yard touchdown catch and a 46-yard catch for Cant Touch This, helping the team to a 65.40-51.24 lead.
Points By Position
Cant Touch This
Bad News Bears
Standings Update
How about we refresh the Standings? After all, we're already midway through the season, if you can believe it.
Cant Touch This
There's plenty of time left to make a move, but it's hard to count on Cant Touch This making a run up the Standings if they don't start scoring more. The team finds itself on the outside looking in for the playoffs after averaging only 99.16 points per game through seven weeks, 13th-best in the league.
Important Players
1716 Pass Yds, 10 Pass TDs, 361 Rush Yds, 5 Rush TDs
404 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 186 Rec Yds, 4 Rec TDs
Cordarrelle Patterson
Best Acquisition
233 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 296 Rec Yds, 4 Rec TDs
Bad News Bears
This week was the exception, not the rule. Bad News Bears have done it all so far this season, averaging a whopping 125.10 points per game through seven weeks, best in the league. That offensive firepower has propelled the unit to the best record in the league and a well-deserved spot atop the Standings.
Important Players
2093 Pass Yds, 18 Pass TDs, 219 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD
Travis Kelce
Best Drafted
45 Rec, 533 Rec Yds, 4 Rec TDs
D'Ernest Johnson
Best Acquisition
157 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD
What If
Cant Touch This would have beaten four other teams besides Bad News Bears this week.
Bad News Bears would have lost to 11 other teams besides Cant Touch This this week.
If they played Bad News Bears every week, Cant Touch This would be 2-5 this season.
Last week, Bad News Bears would have been victorious over Cant Touch This 148.18-106.9.
Cant Touch This would be 1-5 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Bad News Bears.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Cant Touch This, Bad News Bears would be 4-2.
If Cant Touch This had played every team in the league each week, they would be 28-63.
If they played every team every week, Bad News Bears would be 64-27.