That pregame pep talk must have worked. Bald Z-gles scored more in this matchup (128.08) than their season average (108.1).
Kaiju hitman would be doing great, if the goal was to lose. They've lost five in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Kaiju hitman need some help then, averaging just 89.43 versus Bald Z-gles's 108.1.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Bald Z-gles (8-5) have a better record than Kaiju hitman (2-11).
Even the machines think Bald Z-gles have better players. They have a higher projected points average (111.67) than Kaiju hitman (104.18).
Once Bald Z-gles put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Kaiju hitman (4 vs 0).
Bald Z-gles laugh in the face of danger. They've got more upset wins this season (1) than Kaiju hitman (0).
Bald Z-gles don't falter at the last minute, with fewer close losses than Kaiju hitman (0 vs 1).
Bald Z-gles should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than Kaiju hitman (6 vs 3).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of Kaiju hitman - they’ve made more transactions (1) than Bald Z-gles (0) this week. Too bad that itchy pickup finger didn't pay off.
By position, Bald Z-gles have outscored Kaiju hitman at QB, RB, and DEF this season.
Bald Z-gles has a higher average scoring margin (7) than Kaiju hitman this season (-25).
The starters for Bald Z-gles had more big plays in their NFL games this week (2) than the starters for Kaiju hitman (1).
Bald Z-gles came out victorious even though they had more players on a bye this week (4) than Kaiju hitman (2).
There's not much good to say about Kaiju hitman this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!