Yo mama said U Ugly must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more points in this one (166.84) than their season average (149.46).
Yo mama said U Ugly are looking unstoppable, with victories in three straight weeks.
We heard scoring helps you win. Happy Golladays need some help then, averaging just 133.88 versus Yo mama said U Ugly's 149.46.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Yo mama said U Ugly (4-1) have a better record than Happy Golladays (2-3).
Yo mama said U Ugly are clutch masters, with more close wins than Happy Golladays (1 vs 0).
Yo mama said U Ugly should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more weeks than Happy Golladays (4 vs 1).
Yo mama said U Ugly have started more fantasy players who beat their projected score than Happy Golladays (28 vs 23).
By position, Yo mama said U Ugly have outscored Happy Golladays at QB, RB, TE, and DEF this season.
Yo mama said U Ugly don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 11 points, third-highest in the league.
The starters for Yo mama said U Ugly had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for Happy Golladays (2).
There's not much good to say about Happy Golladays this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!