Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts hand Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse third straight loss, 135.50-118.72
Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts earned a 135.50-118.72 win to hand Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse their third straight loss. Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts leapt out to a 37.40-point lead on Thursday behind a combined 37.4 points from Najee Harris (94 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 10 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Chase Claypool (8 Rec, 93 Rec Yds) and never looked back. Tom Brady (363 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 16 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and Hunter Renfrow (13 Rec, 117 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse in the loss. This marks the first time this season Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts have beaten Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse, after falling 176.04-161.42 in their last matchup. Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts (9-5) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs, while Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse (7-7) will attempt to bounce back and make a run of their own in the postseason.
With 14 points, Gay scored 75.2% more than his 7.99-point projection as the Rams beat the Cardinals 30-23. He made all 3 of his FG attempts to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts this week. In Week 15, Gay and the Rams will face the Seahawks.
Sunday Early
Darrel Williams had a 23-yard touchdown catch for Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts, contributing to a 61.40-58.10 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with highlight-reel plays on Sunday afternoon, but it was Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts who emerged with the lead, 111.00-110.82. For Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts, Justin Herbert had a 59-yard touchdown pass. Tom Brady made the highlight reel for Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse with a 58-yard touchdown pass.
Monday
Matt Gay had a 55-yard field goal for Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts during Monday Night Football, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.
Space Cowboy Bezodeeznuts
Assembling a starting crew that recorded 135.5 points this past week... we consider that to be a job done right. Let's take this W in stride, tip our hat to the GM of Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse, and continue our march towards the Colton's Retirement Fund Ep. 9 league title.
Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse
Well, Week 14's problem isn't exactly rocket science, Deshaun Watson’s Masseuse. Choosing to start Terry McLaurin in a fantasy matchup where your opponent put up 135.5 points... let's just assume it won't happen again and move on.