Stars and Scrubs defeat Closet of Hope-fuls in 168.46-92.76 landslide
Stars and Scrubs brought their A game and outperformed expectations, rolling to a 168.46-92.76 victory over Closet of Hope-fuls, who fell short of projections. It didn't take long to figure out who would have the advantage in this one, as Stars and Scrubs earned a 34.24-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 62 points from Ja'Marr Chase (11 Rec, 266 Rec Yds, 3 Rec TDs) and Jonathan Taylor (108 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD). Najee Harris (26.6 points) and Matthew Stafford (16.26) did everything they could for Closet of Hope-fuls in defeat. This marks the second time this season Stars and Scrubs have gotten the best of Closet of Hope-fuls, after falling 115.1-100.16 in their last matchup. Stars and Scrubs finish the season with a record of 11-5, while Closet of Hope-fuls end the campaign at 11-5.
Chase overachieved for the eighth time this season, scoring 44.6 points against his 10.1-point projection. In a 34-31 win over the Chiefs, he caught 11 passes for 266 yards and 3 touchdowns.
Sunday Early
Ja'Marr Chase had a 72-yard touchdown catch and a 69-yard touchdown catch for Stars and Scrubs, helping the team to a 77.00-42.76 lead.
Sunday Late
Trey Lance had a 45-yard touchdown pass and a 43-yard pass for Stars and Scrubs, while Austin Ekeler had a 40-yard catch to contribute to a 148.86-60.36 lead for Stars and Scrubs.
Monday
Najee Harris had a 37-yard touchdown run for Closet of Hope-fuls.
Stars and Scrubs
This sport is all about creating mismatches. Fueled by stellar performances by Ja'Marr Chase and Davante Adams, our squad really took that to heart this past week. We utterly dominated Closet of Hope-fuls at wide receiver (64.2 points to 13). Chase had 266 receiving yards and three TDs while Adams logged 136 yards.
Closet of Hope-fuls
Don't beat yourself up too badly, Closet of Hope-fuls! Look, I've been in this business long enough to know that occasionally free points can just magically appear out of thin air. Then sometimes, like in your case this week, they don't! Well, hmmm, alright... hoping for an additional 76 points might be a bit on the excessive side.