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Week 14

Weekly
Grade
Ovary Achievers
8-6 124.57
105.93
 
VS
proj
Turd Burglars
100.64 6-8
105.73

Ovary Achievers earn win over Turd Burglars in 124.57-100.64 beatdown

Ovary Achievers exceeded their projected point total, cruising to a 124.57-100.64 win over Turd Burglars, who fell short of projections. Turd Burglars earned a 13.50-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Ovary Achievers after that. They were led by Tom Brady, who passed for 363 yards , ran for 16 yards and scored 3 touchdowns for 37.87 points, and Jalen Guyton, who caught 3 passes for 87 yards and a touchdown (16.2 points). The Kansas City Chiefs defense (9 Pts Allowed, 290 Yds Allowed, 5 Turnovers) and Dak Prescott (211 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 15 Rush Yds) led the way for Turd Burglars in defeat. This marks the second time this season Ovary Achievers have beaten Turd Burglars, after winning 130.66-113.85 in their last matchup. Ovary Achievers (8-6) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs. Turd Burglars will be home for the playoffs, finishing the season at 6-8.

Matchup Timeline

  Ovary Achievers   Turd Burglars

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

While catching 3 passes for 87 yards and a touchdown against the Giants, Guyton registered 16.2 points this week. He more-than-doubled his 6.9-point projection and overachieved for the first time this season. Guyton will face the Chiefs next week.
Jalen Guyton

Top Player Comparison

Ovary Achievers
Points
% of total points 124.57
1
Tom Brady
QB
37.87
27.97
30.4%
2
Jalen Guyton
WR
16.2
6.9
13%
3
Brandin Cooks
WR
14.1
11.2
11.3%
4
Younghoe Koo
K
12
6.86
9.6%
Turd Burglars
Points
% of total points 100.64
1
The Kansas City Chiefs defense
DEF
24
10.46
23.8%
2
Dak Prescott
QB
15.44
29.84
15.3%
3
Chase Claypool
WR
13.5
10.73
13.4%
4
Mike Davis
RB
11.1
6.46
11%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Late
Tom Brady had a 58-yard touchdown pass for Ovary Achievers, while Jalen Guyton had a 59-yard touchdown catch, helping Ovary Achievers to a 117.47-91.64 lead.

Points By Position

  Ovary Achievers   Turd Burglars

What If

Ovary Achievers would have beaten eight other teams besides Turd Burglars this week.
Turd Burglars would have lost to nine other teams besides Ovary Achievers this week.
If Ovary Achievers played Turd Burglars every week this season, they'd be 10-4.
Had they played each other last week, Ovary Achievers would have been victorious over Turd Burglars 116.65-94.82.
Ovary Achievers would be 6-6 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Turd Burglars.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Ovary Achievers, Turd Burglars would be 5-7.
If Ovary Achievers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 95-87.
If they played every team every week, Turd Burglars would be 71-110-1.

Coach Talk

Ovary Achievers
Hey, creating mismatches is the key to football, right? Thanks to a stellar outing from Tom Brady, we doubled up Turd Burglars at the quarterback position this past week (37.87 points to 15.44). Brady went 31-for-46 for 363 yards and two TDs in a 33-27 win over the Bills.
Turd Burglars
All of the cake, none of the icing: The six starting offensive skill players on Turd Burglars (three WRs, three RBs) combined to register a healthy 402 yards from scrimmage. Not one of those players could find his way to the end zone in Week 14.