Week 2
Oblong balls
2-0 119.26
114.22
Elephants Can’t Swim
67.18
0-2
97.74
Elephants Can’t Swim fall to Oblong balls in 119.26-67.18 rout
Elephants Can’t Swim fell short of their projected point total, as Oblong balls rolled to a 119.26-67.18 win. This matchup was decided almost as soon as it started, as Oblong balls grabbed a 30.06-point lead on Thursday behind outstanding showings from Baker Mayfield (16.26 points) and Joe Mixon (10.6). Drew Brees (15.48 points) and Robby Anderson (13.4) led the way for Elephants Can’t Swim in defeat. Oblong balls (2-0) will look to keep it rolling against General Monkey, while Elephants Can’t Swim (0-2) face off against Shavin Ryans Private in an effort to generate some positive momentum.
Matchup Timeline
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Elephants Can’t Swim
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
Playing the Bills in Week 2, Gesicki caught 8 passes for 130 yards and a touchdown. In doing so, he put up 23 points to nearly triple his 7.82-point projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Oblong balls this week. Gesicki will square off against the Jaguars in Week 3.
Top Player Comparison
Matchup Highlights
Thursday
Baker Mayfield had a 43-yard touchdown pass for Oblong balls, helping to stake the team to a 30.06-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early
John Brown had a 46-yard touchdown catch for Oblong balls, contributing to a 90.06-40.40 lead for the team.
Sunday Night
DK Metcalf had a 54-yard touchdown catch for Oblong balls, contributing to a 107.26-51.70 lead for the team.
Points By Position
Oblong balls
Elephants Can’t Swim
What If
Oblong balls would have beaten 10 other teams besides Elephants Can’t Swim this week.
Elephants Can’t Swim would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
If they played Elephants Can’t Swim every week, Oblong balls would be 2-0 this season.
Oblong balls would have gotten the victory over Elephants Can’t Swim 112.78-98 had they played each other last week.
If Oblong balls had played every team in the league each week, they would be 24-6.
If they played every team every week, Elephants Can’t Swim would be 7-23.
Coach Talk
Oblong balls
Nice job deploying a lineup that won by more than 52 points this past week. We took care of business and did what we needed to do. We should tip our cap to the GM of Elephants Can’t Swim, take this victory in stride, and continue the march towards the 16 Team Dynasty league championship.
Elephants Can’t Swim
With literally no passes thrown their way this past week the starting running backs for Elephants Can’t Swim should look into why their quarterbacks are giving them the silent treatment.