Shiva Blast earn win over Kegel the Elf in 142.32-94.60 rout
Shiva Blast brought their A game, rolling to a 142.32-94.60 victory over Kegel the Elf, who fell short of projections. There was very little drama in this one, as Shiva Blast nabbed a 31.22-point lead on Thursday behind a combined 40.22 points from Deshaun Watson (253 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 27 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and David Johnson (77 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 32 Rec Yds). Lamar Jackson (275 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 45 Rush Yds) and Todd Gurley II (56 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) did their part for Kegel the Elf in defeat. Shiva Blast (1-0) will look to build on their success against ManBearPig, while Kegel the Elf (0-1) attempt to get back on track against StephenHawkingsCleat.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but after the scoring was completed, Shiva Blast emerged with a 103.52-79.00 lead. For Shiva Blast, Adam Thielen had a 37-yard touchdown catch. Lamar Jackson made the highlight reel for Kegel the Elf with a 47-yard pass.
Sunday Late
Robbie Gould had a 52-yard field goal for Kegel the Elf, who trailed 119.22-94.60 after the late action.
Shiva Blast
Good work deploying a lineup that netted more than 142 points this past week. We consider that to be a job done right. Let's tip our cap to the GM of Kegel the Elf, take this win in stride, and continue our march towards the KGA Watercooler league championship.
Kegel the Elf
Unless Kegel the Elf wants to go full diva-mode, then "not getting many opportunities" doesn't fly as an excuse this time around. Our trio of pass-catchers (two WR, one TE) collectively got a whopping 21 targets in Week 1. With only 12 total receptions, this group may be showing signs of chemistry issues.