ShutTheFuckUpJimmy must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more points in this matchup (153.96) than their season average (136.47).
ShutTheFuckUpJimmy are on a roll, with victories in three straight weeks.
We heard scoring helps you win. Hammerheads need some help then, averaging just 124.47 versus ShutTheFuckUpJimmy's 136.47.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" ShutTheFuckUpJimmy (4-1) have a better record than Hammerheads (1-4).
You can't win if you don't play. ShutTheFuckUpJimmy has left fewer points on the bench this season (215.96) than Hammerheads (367.38).
ShutTheFuckUpJimmy don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Hammerheads (3 vs 0).
ShutTheFuckUpJimmy are the more resilient squad, with fewer upset losses (0) than Hammerheads (1).
ShutTheFuckUpJimmy are better at closing games out, with fewer close losses than Hammerheads (0 vs 2).
ShutTheFuckUpJimmy should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than Hammerheads (3 vs 2).
By position, ShutTheFuckUpJimmy have outscored Hammerheads at RB, TE, K, and DEF this season.
ShutTheFuckUpJimmy has a higher average scoring margin (17) than Hammerheads this season (-12).
The starters for ShutTheFuckUpJimmy had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for Hammerheads (0).
Don't worry Hammerheads, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!