Matchup Recap Summary

Matchup Recap Moderation

Are you sure you want to report this recap? If reported, this recap will not be visible until reviewed by Yahoo Customer Care.

For more information, see Yahoo Help.

Week 13

Weekly
Grade
Average Nobody
8-5 173
150.59
 
VS
proj
The Bald Prick!!!
118.28 7-6
137.81

Average Nobody defeat The Bald Prick!!! for third straight win in 173.00-118.28 rout

Average Nobody extended their win streak to three games with a dominant win over The Bald Prick!!!, cruising to a 173.00-118.28 victory. The Bald Prick!!! got out to an 11.68-point lead early Sunday afternoon, but it was all Average Nobody after that. They were led by Corey Davis (35.2 points) and Travis Kelce (27.6). David Montgomery (27.1 points) and Taysom Hill (23.58) were the leaders for The Bald Prick!!! in defeat. This marks the first time this season Average Nobody have taken down The Bald Prick!!!, after falling 136.18-135.9 in their last matchup. Average Nobody (8-5) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs, while The Bald Prick!!! (7-6) will attempt to bounce back and make a run of their own in the postseason.

Matchup Timeline

  Average Nobody   The Bald Prick!!!

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Kelce caught 8 passes for 136 yards and a touchdown as the Chiefs beat the Broncos 22-16. In doing so, he put up 27.6 points and scored 43.2% higher than his scoring projection, the highest percentage of any player on Average Nobody this week. Kelce will play the Dolphins in Week 14.
Travis Kelce

Top Player Comparison

Average Nobody
Points
% of total points 173
1
Corey Davis
WR
35.2
14.21
20.3%
2
Travis Kelce
TE
27.6
19.28
16%
3
Kirk Cousins
QB
22.4
18.94
12.9%
4
Chris Carson
RB
20
16.23
11.6%
The Bald Prick!!!
Points
% of total points 118.28
1
David Montgomery
RB
27.1
14.03
22.9%
2
Taysom Hill
QB
23.58
18.62
19.9%
3
Calvin Ridley
WR
15.8
18.45
13.4%
4
Myles Gaskin
RB
14.1
16.14
11.9%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
Both teams had players with standout moments early Sunday, after which The Bald Prick!!! emerged with an 88.48-76.80 lead. Kirk Cousins had a 20-yard touchdown pass and a 40-yard pass for Average Nobody, while Corey Davis had a 43-yard catch. Taysom Hill made the highlight reel for The Bald Prick!!! with a 43-yard run.
Sunday Late
Chris Carson had a 28-yard touchdown catch for Average Nobody, helping the team to a 145.40-104.78 lead.
Sunday Night
Travis Kelce had a 20-yard touchdown catch for Average Nobody to contribute to a 173.00-104.78 lead for the team.

Points By Position

  Average Nobody   The Bald Prick!!!

What If

Average Nobody would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
The Bald Prick!!! would have lost to five other teams besides Average Nobody this week.
If Average Nobody played The Bald Prick!!! every week this season, they'd be 7-6.
Had they played each other last week, Average Nobody would have defeated The Bald Prick!!! 129.56-103.34.
Average Nobody would be 8-3 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as The Bald Prick!!!.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Average Nobody, The Bald Prick!!! would be 6-5.
If Average Nobody had played every team in the league each week, they would be 68-49.
If they played every team every week, The Bald Prick!!! would be 54-63.

Coach Talk

Average Nobody
Nice job deploying a starting crew that posted 173 points this past week. We consider that to be a job done right. We should keep this momentum going as we head into our Week 14 matchup.
The Bald Prick!!!
The Bald Prick!!! may find it tough to gripe about lack of opportunity this past week. As a group, our pass-catching corps (two WR, one TE) collectively got a grand total of 21 targets in Week 13. With only 11 total catches, this group may need to work on chemistry with their QBs.