You're not even getting their "A" game. Average Nobody have a winning record vs The SuperSpreaders this season despite scoring less against them on average (130.92) than their season average (143.85).
Everybody can't be a winner, especially if you're The SuperSpreaders. They've lost five in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. The SuperSpreaders need some help then, averaging just 120.75 versus Average Nobody's 143.85.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Average Nobody (7-5) have a better record than The SuperSpreaders (3-9).
Even the machines think Average Nobody have better players. Their projected average points is higher (147.9) than The SuperSpreaders (138.7).
Once Average Nobody put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than The SuperSpreaders (5 vs 1).
Average Nobody are clutch masters, with more close wins than The SuperSpreaders (1 vs 0).
Average Nobody should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than The SuperSpreaders (6 vs 2).
By position, Average Nobody have outscored The SuperSpreaders at RB, WR, TE, and DEF this season.
Average Nobody don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 14 points, third-highest in the league.
Time to rest the starters for Average Nobody. They've clinched a playoff spot while The SuperSpreaders are currently on the outside looking in.
There's not much good to say about The SuperSpreaders this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!